[fic]War (pg)
Title: War
Author: Ricey
Pairings: Bandcest (SJ & SJM)
Rating: PG
Warnings: I do not own nor am I associated with SM Entertainment, in particular Super Junior, Super Junior-M and it's subsequent 13 and 7 members. The following is a work of fiction and aside from real persons belonging to themselves; everything else belongs to the writer.
Summary: Because he's Heechul and because he's bored, he starts a little war.
A/N: Really don't know where this crack came from. I'm not a very good crack writer as it is but I'm trying my hand at it. Here goes nothing.
"Have you seen the shirt Heechul-hyung got printed up?"
Hankyung turns in his seat to see Siwon sticking his phone into his face. First the picture is blurry but once he pushes the phone a little further back he realizes that the words are in English.
"Are you shitting me?"
"Hyung." Siwon pouts because his 'God Says Don't Cuss' tolerance has been low ever since he overheard Henry teaching Heechul and Zhoumi new English swear words.
"You realize that this means war right?"
Siwon looks at his phone, the bright pink shirt with the words HanChul > SiHan bedazzled on it, and shakes his head.
"This might get bad."
*
Hankyung smirks into the camera, slings an arm around Siwon and pulls at his shirt.
Cinderella Lost Prince Charming In China is shown to all of China and Korea.
*
Heechul's Cyworld Entry
In "how dare u" folder
It's on Beijing Fried Rice.
There are record setting comments on that lone entry.
*
Heechul attends Sukira during a BORA and proudly sticks his white t-shirt at the camera.
Fishes Belong In The Sea, with a picture of Donghae kissing Heechul's cheek taped to the back.
*
Donghae is spotted at a fan signing in Beijing with a hat that reads Lee Donghae Belongs To An Anchovy in Mandarin.
*
Eunhyuk raises eyebrows when fans spot him sporting a shirt with EunTeuk Is My Bias in bubbly writing.
*
Hankyung doesn't know how Kangin got involved but during a recent Star King Recording his jacket has KangTeuk = Appa/Umma 4Ever written in bright green.
*
Kyuhyun has Henry model a Knagin Is So Prection t-shirt as his next Cyworld entry.
*
A photo of Shindong at Shim Shim Tapa shows him wearing a lime green shirt with Kui Xian + Zhoumi = Just Friends? in bright yellow.
*
Sungmin's last episode of Oppa Band has him wearing a Where In The World Is Kim Kibum shirt, a picture of the world beneath it.
*
Ryeowook gets talked into wearing a Why So Creepy Leeteuk t-shirt during a photo shoot. The photo shows him with red tinted cheeks and a smirking Kyuhyun.
*
Kibum's newest CF shows him wearing an apron with a picture of a sad Ryeowook under Ryeowook Burned My Pots sign. His contract with that particular pastry company is terminated shortly there after.
*
Leeteuk posts a picture of Heechul rocking a Henry's Slippery Violin t-shirt with a tear stained violin as the background.
*
Siwon wears a Round Dong Dong Passed His Character To Kangin tank top to the gym and points it out to the fans milling about.
*
Kangin has a Siwon, My Valiant Steed t-shirt on the next time he's at a TV recording.
*
Sungmin is seen wearing a KyuMin > KyuMi shirt while making a coffee run.
*
Henry wears a BAMF Is Me t-shirt with a picture of a pouting Leeteuk on the back during a dry run of Happy Camp.
*
Leeteuk sports a white jacket with Level 35, Bring It Kyuhyun in plain black during Sukira's BORA.
*
Zhoumi updates his blog with a picture of him wearing a handmade shirt with the words K.R.Y. > SJ-H written in bright pink.
*
Heechul is seen at a drama filming test site with a orange t-shirt that exclaims Seasoning, Is That A Bug? in ugly purple letters.
*
Eunhyuk’s BTS of a recent photo shoot has him wearing a Lee DongHae > Dong Hai t-shirt.
*
Hankyung is wearing a Stage Of Youth > Rainbow Romance t-shirt during a jogging session.
*
Kibum makes a rare press conference appearance with Whose Got Heechul With Him Now embroidered on his hat.
*
The day Yesung is seen at a food market with his shirt proclaiming Yesung!Fail > SJ M/H/T/KRY, the long standing war is ended.
Fan girls all over the world chant Yesung! Fail! at their next concert and Heechul’s tears of laughter is turned into a fancam legend.
Author: Ricey
Pairings: Bandcest (SJ & SJM)
Rating: PG
Warnings: I do not own nor am I associated with SM Entertainment, in particular Super Junior, Super Junior-M and it's subsequent 13 and 7 members. The following is a work of fiction and aside from real persons belonging to themselves; everything else belongs to the writer.
Summary: Because he's Heechul and because he's bored, he starts a little war.
A/N: Really don't know where this crack came from. I'm not a very good crack writer as it is but I'm trying my hand at it. Here goes nothing.
"Have you seen the shirt Heechul-hyung got printed up?"
Hankyung turns in his seat to see Siwon sticking his phone into his face. First the picture is blurry but once he pushes the phone a little further back he realizes that the words are in English.
"Are you shitting me?"
"Hyung." Siwon pouts because his 'God Says Don't Cuss' tolerance has been low ever since he overheard Henry teaching Heechul and Zhoumi new English swear words.
"You realize that this means war right?"
Siwon looks at his phone, the bright pink shirt with the words HanChul > SiHan bedazzled on it, and shakes his head.
"This might get bad."
*
Hankyung smirks into the camera, slings an arm around Siwon and pulls at his shirt.
Cinderella Lost Prince Charming In China is shown to all of China and Korea.
*
Heechul's Cyworld Entry
In "how dare u" folder
It's on Beijing Fried Rice.
There are record setting comments on that lone entry.
*
Heechul attends Sukira during a BORA and proudly sticks his white t-shirt at the camera.
Fishes Belong In The Sea, with a picture of Donghae kissing Heechul's cheek taped to the back.
*
Donghae is spotted at a fan signing in Beijing with a hat that reads Lee Donghae Belongs To An Anchovy in Mandarin.
*
Eunhyuk raises eyebrows when fans spot him sporting a shirt with EunTeuk Is My Bias in bubbly writing.
*
Hankyung doesn't know how Kangin got involved but during a recent Star King Recording his jacket has KangTeuk = Appa/Umma 4Ever written in bright green.
*
Kyuhyun has Henry model a Knagin Is So Prection t-shirt as his next Cyworld entry.
*
A photo of Shindong at Shim Shim Tapa shows him wearing a lime green shirt with Kui Xian + Zhoumi = Just Friends? in bright yellow.
*
Sungmin's last episode of Oppa Band has him wearing a Where In The World Is Kim Kibum shirt, a picture of the world beneath it.
*
Ryeowook gets talked into wearing a Why So Creepy Leeteuk t-shirt during a photo shoot. The photo shows him with red tinted cheeks and a smirking Kyuhyun.
*
Kibum's newest CF shows him wearing an apron with a picture of a sad Ryeowook under Ryeowook Burned My Pots sign. His contract with that particular pastry company is terminated shortly there after.
*
Leeteuk posts a picture of Heechul rocking a Henry's Slippery Violin t-shirt with a tear stained violin as the background.
*
Siwon wears a Round Dong Dong Passed His Character To Kangin tank top to the gym and points it out to the fans milling about.
*
Kangin has a Siwon, My Valiant Steed t-shirt on the next time he's at a TV recording.
*
Sungmin is seen wearing a KyuMin > KyuMi shirt while making a coffee run.
*
Henry wears a BAMF Is Me t-shirt with a picture of a pouting Leeteuk on the back during a dry run of Happy Camp.
*
Leeteuk sports a white jacket with Level 35, Bring It Kyuhyun in plain black during Sukira's BORA.
*
Zhoumi updates his blog with a picture of him wearing a handmade shirt with the words K.R.Y. > SJ-H written in bright pink.
*
Heechul is seen at a drama filming test site with a orange t-shirt that exclaims Seasoning, Is That A Bug? in ugly purple letters.
*
Eunhyuk’s BTS of a recent photo shoot has him wearing a Lee DongHae > Dong Hai t-shirt.
*
Hankyung is wearing a Stage Of Youth > Rainbow Romance t-shirt during a jogging session.
*
Kibum makes a rare press conference appearance with Whose Got Heechul With Him Now embroidered on his hat.
*
The day Yesung is seen at a food market with his shirt proclaiming Yesung!Fail > SJ M/H/T/KRY, the long standing war is ended.
Fan girls all over the world chant Yesung! Fail! at their next concert and Heechul’s tears of laughter is turned into a fancam legend.