Friends- Or the lack there of.

[rich31082]

Last night around 3:25 I was returning to Macon from Atlanta. As I turned off of the interstate, my front left tire decided to spontaneously fail. The rapid loss of pressuer send me into a flat skid barreling sideways for a curb. I knew that my Jeep would certainly flip when it hit the curb, as it was already on two wheels. I quickly turned into

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You didn't even call me!

[rob_of_the_sky]

How am I suppose to help you if you don't call? Actually, it probably wouldn't matter, as I usually turn off my cell as I sleep, and even if it had been on, it's on vibrate anyway so I wouldn't be able to hear it anyway...

[onyx_nightscape]

Sorry dude. Apparently my phone was in Jack's room the whole night. And even then it never stated that you had called me. Make sure you have my number right and rest assured if you're stranded by the side of the road I will assist you. You'll have to wait a few minutes while I siphon gas out of someone's car.

Droga, meu...

[head_of_flame]

Salvatore, you seem to have left out a few of the pertinent details when you told me of your predicament in person. Remember, the second I am actually able to purchase a car, ANY freaking time you need help at 3:00 AM, you can count on my aid, or at least for me to cover one of the shifts. Just make sure I actually wake up in the future. None of this single call nonsense. Once again, I'm truly sorry for what happened to you, and thank God you survived. Oh, have you broken Jeff's nose yet?

[wiley]

OH DEAR! If I had been here OR anywhere NEAR here, I would have come and you know it!

I'm so sorry!

Don't break MY nose!!
Although, I'll assist you in causing someone else pain!

[duckwaltz]

Yeah, we can break Jeff's fucking nose. I can't believe he left you stranded to get drunk with some floozies. What a fucking douche. Fuck him dude, let's go bowling.

[rich31082]

I know, he's such an SOB.

[duckwaltz]

Dilithium crystals, hit by Klingon missiles, NO!