*sighs*

[rich_harden]

Okay, what on EARTH is my deal with somehow picking either:

A.) The young guys, younger than me and/or barely legal.

B.) The rookies.

C.) Girls who are 17 but look older (I stopped that one before it started, thank you very much).

D.) Some weird mix of the above.

So yes. Louis is cute. Louis is nice. Louis has an awesome Texan accent.

Louis

Comments

[jose_theodore]

Age is not always so important. Marc-André is 20, but then again that is quite legal in Canada.

[rich_harden]

Age is important when I want someone to take care of me, not the other way around.

[grahamer]

I got an idea on "fixing" that...

[rich_harden]

Please, please, tell me.

[grahamer]

Would you like to go on a date, Rich?

[rich_harden]

Whoa, wait, what?

Are you serious?

[roethlisberger7]

So what's wrong with the rookies?

[rich_harden]

Nothing at all. Just. It's real hard to explain, but I don't want someone younger than me. I want someone to take care of me. Of course, now I sound like a fruit. As usual.

[mark_prior]

There's nothing wrong with rookies, and geez, you'd think 4 years was a lifetime. You act 19, if that, anyway, so there.

[rich_harden]

Oh, don't be a jerk. It's not the age thing, it's the fact that...okay, Jesus, I was already with someone younger than me, and look how that turned out. I'm just...

GAH.

[mark_prior]

Don't be so touchy.

That really shouldn't be your criteria. I could've said that too.

[rich_harden]

Don't be such a jerk.

Yeah, well, you can handle it better than I can. You know you're stronger than me.

[carpatt]

What other girls do you know that are 17?

[rich_harden]

I know three others, and one is Kerry's cousin.

[carpatt]

Oooh and you and her were totally going to date?

[rich_harden]

Not Kerry's cousin, no. But this other girl, a fan. Samantha. I didn't know she was 17. That's quite illegal.