Bobby.

[rich_harden]

I found someone shorter than me. So hah.

Shit, I hope neither one kill me over that...

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[bobby_crosby7]

*dying laughing* That is hilarious.

...Shit. I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked, too.

Well, I still haven't met Marty yet, so until I do you're still the shortest guy I know. *grins*

[rich_harden]

Is that not the fucking funniest thing you've ever seen? It's a goddman penny.

Dude, Marty's pretty tiny. He's not built small or anything, he's pretty solid and husky, but the dude is just short. It's awesome.

Holy crap, I'm still laughing.

[bobby_crosby7]

Seriously, man, I can't stop laughing. "Actual size." And it's a fucking penny.

Dude. When I meet Marty I'm afraid I'm gonna think "penny" and crack the fuck up. And then I'll probably get the shit beat out of me.

But I can't stop laughing.

[rich_harden]

A penny! I cannot quit laughing, holy cow. I want to go find all my pennies and make a Marty statue with them.

You might, you might not. He's pretty cool about the height thing, and he damn well should be, top scorer last (hockey) year? Yeah. Badass boy who plays with a fucking broken finger.

But a badass boy that's the size of a penny. *snort*

[five9onthebooks]

You guys are a couple of little shits. Yes, I said little.

I hope you OD on tryptophan on Thursday and sleep through football.

[rich_harden]

*grinning* Okay, Midgy, bring it on. *just teasing*

Dude. I can't eat turkey. It knocks me out for like twelve hours. I haven't had turkey since I was...eighteen.

[five9onthebooks]

You're fucking eating turkey and that's the end of it.

[rich_harden]

You can't force me to eat turkey! I can do what I want! I'm twenty-three, dude, I'm my own man!

That made no sense.

[dreadnought]

I don't even know the guy, and I laughed. That is quite funny. :)

[rich_harden]

That's seriously the best Marty short joke I've ever seen in my life. Bobby and I have already rounded up about a thousand pennies. We're gonna make a tiny statue of him. *beams*