i am the army of one.
Don't stand in my way,
Just get out of my face,
I am not your definition of social disgrace,
I am the army of one,
Don't try to tear me down,
Because i will still come.

eels up inside yah, finding an entrance where they can,
Eels up inside yah,
Burrowing thru your tummy, thru your mind, thru your anus

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me ( Read more... )

Sold 3 entire villages into slavery.

Stole everything from 8 shops and then sold them the stock back at inflated prices.

Sacrificed more villagers to my dark god.

And hold the record for chicken punting

i feel rougher than a badger fae possil. I need to learn that i'm not 18 anymore and that i can't stay out all night drinking at the staff night and work thru the next day as if nothing is wrong.

Altho i claim a moral victory coz half the team phoned in sick..... Lightweights

It's been a while since i did the old update hizzle. So what's been happening in my world. Work mainly between dj gigs, my day job and stuff i've been working on for firewall i've not had alot of free time, which has resulted in me getting a chest infection coz i've been so run down. But it shall all soon bear fruit and hopefully soon firewall will ( Read more... )

According to the bbc news website, the shoes that hit Bush in the face are now being auctioned off in the arab states. I actually think this is completley hilarious.

If i had a few spare million, i'd buy them

I just got an email from my friend saying the venue where we've been doing an alt night wanna do some dark evil techno/industrial/dnb nights using me, apprently they were amazed at my ability to juggle genres and mix totally clashing styles... after years of doing alt crap i can finnaly do something i want.... YAS!!

This may offend but i think it's hilarious... It's also work safe too ( Read more... )

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.