Hmmmmm...mmmph. One the one hand: eeeep; I'm kind of all a bit stoked about someone, which sort of feels a bit amazing after the last year and a half. On the other: it's all a bit wonky, I'm not sure what's going on, and I think I may have spacked it all up anyway, which sort of feels a bit horrible ( Read more... )

If you're bored, try this. Warning: the results will probably leave you feeling irritated as piss and distraught for the future of humanity, like what I am now.

1. Go to the livejournal home page.

2. Go to the 'search' tab and click 'random'.

3. See if you can randomly find a single person who isn't an illiterate moron who should have been ( Read more... )

I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. After a week-long wrong of awesome, today is just kinda bum. It probably seems a whole lot worse because I slept really badly last night, so I'm in an even fouler mood than I would be otherwise.

Just to cap it all off, I was just washing my hands, and the soap dispenser, for want of a better word, er, ( Read more... )

So, doubleyou tee eff? (As I believe they say on tinterweb.)


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Right then, I'm finally sort of employed. Which is good, cos I'll finally have some cash money rolling in. Minimum wage, admittedly, but better than nowt. And I get to wear my own clothes, and take my own tunes to t' shop. Score. And get 20% booze discount. So all in all, a bit of a winn0r, as Rubbish Till Monkey Jobs go. Although apparently you ( Read more... )

Hollie's toatlly not well, from completely not being able to breathe or something the other day, which fully sucks. I hope she gets better soon, and you should too, because she's a bit rad.

Get well soon flow0r, yo:


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Yo,

My friends > yours. Unless you're one of my friends, because then we share much of the same friendage. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. 4 day trip to Newquay for Party Down Action was SMAZING. Mad props to Gnarles in Charge, The Boat, Mike, or Treat, or Dad, George Hutch - Gullmaster, and Detective Mike 'Mum' Lowry. You guys the bomb. ( Read more... )

Well, that was AWESMAZING. Newquay was completely fun. However, right now, two factors are preventing me from writing my full-blown holiday review ( Read more... )

Driving down to college this morning, I was (just for a change) thinking about Metal. Specifically, the beginning bits of songs. Now, a good metal intro does three things. First, and most obviously, it should be distinctive enough so that people know what song it is right from the very start. Second, it should showcase one's musical virtuosity ( ( Read more... )

...how is one supposed to eat doughnuts without spurting jam all over oneself? It's an art I've yet to master.