The guy's stories are riddled with more holes than Sonny Corleone.

I thought of crossing Cranberries and Raspberries to make Craspberries but then I realized some smartass would just shorten it to Crapberries.

If you rub two Fire Sticks together, do you make a Kindle Fire?

I didn't even know Tootsie Roll Pops came in Pomegranate.

Not counting paid programming that filled the wee hours, the newly launched Comet channel kicked off (as far as my waking self was concerned) with Fred Olen Ray's Alienator, a microbudget sci-fi romp distinguished by the usual Ray cast of celebs just past their celeb-by date (Jan-Michael Vincent, John Philip Law), 50's B-movie stalwarts (Leo Gordon ( Read more... )

Mail in my spam folder letting me know that my online account has been suspended with Diners Club International.

The same local station that carries Columbia's back catalog on MeTV is now adding another channel: Comet Sci-Fi, firing up October 31 at 5 a.m. I can hardly wait to see what riches they mean to present us. The name isn't quite as off-putting as the description I saw for Galaxy Buck - "Christin Sci-Fi For Kids!" - but it will do until the real thing ( Read more... )

Every time you hear cowbell, a devil gets his pitchfork.

The shadow of Amando de Ossorio hangs pretty heavy over this enterprise, wouldn't you say.

It was my idea to call it Spooky Movie instead but my suggestion wasn't well received.