"It smells like Satan's Ass..."

Mar 16, 2009 21:45

So I suppose I should talk about the Bacon Vodka. The horrible, horrible, Bacon Vodka ( Read more... )

victorcon, "bacon vodka", bacon

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hyuga March 17 2009, 04:17:13 UTC
So, where can I get some of this Bacon Vodka? Or was it home made?

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richterca March 17 2009, 11:38:14 UTC
Yeah, you just cook up a few slices of bacon, shove them into a bottle of vodka, and let it sit in a cabinet for three weeks. Strain and enjoy.

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hyuga March 17 2009, 12:07:56 UTC
Three weeks?! No wonder it was so fucking awful.
When I make my habanero vodka I only let it sit for a day. I can't imagine how awful it would be after three weeks.

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richterca March 17 2009, 13:44:53 UTC
Wow, huh. Maybe it might be worth another shot, if we try it for one day. I'll have to file this as a "maybe"...

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sierralad March 17 2009, 06:02:05 UTC
... what gets me is that you were SURPRISED by how badly it turned out.

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richterca March 17 2009, 13:46:03 UTC
Well, I've read all about bacon vodka on the tubes, and never has anyone said that eating a used diaper might be preferable to drinking it. While people usually don't say it's good, the stuff they're drinking seems to be significantly less horrible than what we drank...

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mitzusan March 17 2009, 13:54:08 UTC
The way that I've always seen bacon martinis done in restaurants is as follows. When you pour in your ingredients for a normal martini, you just add a little bacon grease to the mix to give that smoky flavor, and garnish with a strip of bacon. Also, a little tomato juice is added. I think I might have to mix these up the next time I'm visiting.....

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That reminds me. inajiraarijani March 17 2009, 08:32:02 UTC
So, apparently I put something in the blender. I do not remember what I put in the blender.

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Re: That reminds me. richterca March 17 2009, 11:39:22 UTC
Well, Holly always makes this one drink with Kahlua and ice cream in the blender, and I think that was in there, and you just walked over and blended it for a while.

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Lan here so_low March 17 2009, 11:55:12 UTC
Not sure, but I DO know it involved a whole tea bag.

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so_low March 17 2009, 11:55:54 UTC
It was all worth it for Mitch's reaction. Although I am sure Mitch disagrees with me.

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mitzusan March 17 2009, 12:46:55 UTC
AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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timmymac1978 March 17 2009, 20:10:17 UTC
So here's the question: would you consider giving POW's bacon vodka a prohibited act of torture?

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mousse March 17 2009, 23:59:19 UTC
I just put this question out to the room, and was met with an overwhelming YES.

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