Foot, meet mouth

[rickie_d]

, or "What the Hell Is Wrong With Me"

While hanging out with the girl I'm digging and a few friends, I casually pointed out what's up with my eye.

Smooth.

FML

Comments

[kooda6801]

If she can't take a little eye-goo then she isn't right for you. If you don't know what I mean now, you will one day.

[rickie_d]

Ha, no I know exactly what you mean. Been there before, it was nice.

Bonus: I have had no "eye gunk" (the flagship sign of conjunctivitis in any form), and apparently eye injuries present similar symptoms (minus the eye gunk). Wilkins missed pretty epicly with a "got your nose" and knuckled me in the eyeball. It could just be a bad eye injury.

So good news is, it might not be pinkeye.
Bad news is, I keep talking about it like it is.

[oneduckycombo]

One of the last times I got a really bad head cold just as I was really starting to feel all-around better one of my eyes turned bright red.

So even though there was no itchiness or eye gunk I went to see the doctor. It turns out there are two main causes of conjunctivitis, bacterial (red eye + eye gunk) and viral (which turns your eye scary red, with no gunk).

It sounds like you might be in the same boat that I was, but it is also very possible that Wilkins injured your eye.