Two Phone Calls at the Ass Crack of Dawn

[rickjamesbeetch]

Call #1 5:00 am: I'm deep in slumber when the phone rings, scaring the shit out of me. I'm freaked out even more when I see that it's RYAN'S number. To my knowledge he works third shift....he and I don't do well to ever talk...it's 5:00 am.....I'm thinking that he got shot or something. I call back twice and hear nothing. He finally calls me

Comments

[dyingtree]

we are always up for a little destruction... i mean remodeling.

[rickjamesbeetch]

See you likededed that sledge hammer too! I LOVE that thing! I spent the morning pounding down nails and hauling stuff outside. If she bails altogether on me I may assemble a posse and ask ya'll to help me put in a closet one weekend.

[laurah1893]

At first I thought you were going to say Ryan called you at 5:00am to say, "Hi, How's it going." But calling you by accident is even more annoying.
So why did your Aunt need to call you at 8:00am?

[spookybuttonboy]

BOOTY CALL