My youth is slowly falling away from me ( Read more... )

today some goth kids came into my work and bought a paris hilton record. me being a smart ass asked them why they were buying this because they didn't look like they would be into it. they then told me they were buying it so they could do some voodoo spells on MS. Hilton.

oh you crazy goth people.

-rick

i just rode my moped from grand rapids to muskegon and then muskegon to grand rapids today. fuck you auto companies of america.

-rick

so i have a job now....i work at the cd dept. at circuit city, which is hilarious ( Read more... )

so i wrote a small piece about wack trucks for the magazine punk rock confidential. (http://www.punkrockcon.com). for those of you that don't know it is trying to be the punk rock "PEOPLE" magazine. which is pretty ridiculous. anyway i got asked to do this so i figured it was giving the ( Read more... )

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rick johnson needs a job.....help son!

today i saw a girl i had a college class with at a gas station. i didn't say anything to her because i have good reason to believe i caused her to drop out of college.....or rather i know for a fact i caused her to drop out of our english class. i wonder if she remembers my name because i sure don't remember hers ( Read more... )

so this just happened to me ( Read more... )

today i turned 26.....jealous?

so far i have recieved money, super rare devo action figure, a sweater, a video game, and some other fun stuff.

later this week i will be in cincinatti. jealous?

-rick