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[ricky30619]

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> > look
>
> You are in the middle of a desert. There appears to be some sort of
> structure to the north.
>
> Obvious exits: N S E W NE NW SE SW
>
> > inventory
>
> Thou, the most Illustrious Oracle hast:
>
> Some cool Shades
> A +5 Rod of Zot <10 charges remaining>
> A wafer (10x)
> A canteen (full)
> A piece of paper
>
> > look paper
>
> It appears to have something written on it.
>
> > read paper
>
> Greetings Oracle. We placed you in this world to see what you would
> do when separated from your loyal Priesthood.
>
> (Signed) The Anti-Oracle Faction- Force of the Endless Desert
>
> (you finish reading)
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} > look N
}
} There appears to be some sort of structure to the north.
}
} > N
}
} You are outside the Temple of the Anti-Oracle. There is a legend
} above the door.
}
} Obvious exits: S E W NE NW SE SW
}
} > Read legend
}
} The legend reads, "What are you gonna do now, Mr. Smartyrobes?"
}
} > examine door
}
} The door looks very sturdy. There is a heavy padlock.
}
} > examine lock
}
} The lock reads, "Woodchuck Strongthew Zot-proof Padlock"
}
} > jump up and down
}
} You jump up and down in a rage like a spoiled child.
}
} > i
}
} Thou, the most Illustrious Oracle hast:
}
} Some cool Shades
} A +5 Rod of Zot <10 charges remaining>
} A wafer (10x)
} A canteen (full)
} A piece of paper
}
} > examine wafer
}
} The wafer is typical rye waybread, filling but uninteresting.
}
} > examine canteen
}
} The canteen is...
}
} > hang on. did you say rye?
}
} The wafer is typical rye waybread, filling but uninteresting.
}
} > Aha!
}
} I'm sorry, I don't know how to Aha!
}
} > put wafer on doorstep
}
} You put the wafer on the doorstep.
}
} > pour water on wafer
}
} I can't do that.
}
} > examine canteen
}
} The canteen is tightly closed to prevent evaporation.
}
} > open canteen
}
} The canteen is open.
}
} > pour water on wafer
}
} You pour a small amount of water on the wafer.
}
} > put paper in mouth
}
} You stuff the smug Anti-Oracle note into your mouth.
}
} > chew
}
} This is tough stuff!
}
} > chew
}
} Hmm, pleasant, if a bit dry.
}
} > chew
}
} The paper has been reduced to a pulpy, off-white mass.
}
} > spit paper onto wafer
}
} You spit the disgusting mass onto the wafer.
}
} > shade wafer
}
} With what?
}
} > shade wafer with shades
}
} You can't do that while you're wearing them.
}
} > take off shades
}
} Man, that's bright!
}
} > shade wafer with shades
}
} You prop up the shades so that they are blocking the sun from the
} wafer.
}
} > wait
}
} The sun is very hot here.
}
} > wait
}
} Whew! What a scorcher, eh?
}
} > wait
}
} You are starting to feel a bit woozy
}
} > wait
}
} You are very hot and weak, and your vision is beginning to blur.
}
} > examine wafer
}
} The sticky rye-and-paper mass is coated with a purplish-gray fuzz.
}
} > eat wafer
}
} Are you sure? It doesn't look very appetizing.
}
} > eat wafer
}
} You manage to choke down the disgusting mass. After a few minutes,
} you vomit it all up again, but you now feel very strange. The argot
} in the mold has altered your conscious- ness.
}
} > travel astrally
}
} Where?
}
} > travel astrally to priests
}
} Your astral body leaves your physical form and floats gently along
} paths of ethereal energy to the priests, who come and rescue you.
}
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