Some lady came into the store today and ordered and Item I have prepared at leas a thousand times. been doing it for years. Same way every time. She see's me doing it and says "Hey, hey, you have to skin that fish first" Now if the lady wants the damn thing skinless i don't care, it onle takes me an extra 2 seconds. So I turn around, roll my eyes ( Read more... )

+In the morning I work from 8-2 ( Read more... )

Women are a lot like beer. Trying to handle more than a few at a time will make your head spin, the colder they are the more you want 'em, and the ones you liked in high school now make you look back and wonder how you brought yourself to put your mouth on that cheap trash.

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So I just hung out with Anthony and hope and hope's sister. we played Taboo (Testicle mouth = teabag) Me and Anthony win ( Read more... )

But no one is around.
just shoot some pool and hang out.
all i wanted.
but im all alone now

FEEL BAD FOR ME DAMN IT!

and no one is around ( Read more... )

OK I give up on this one too.
I LOSE

I don't get it.

now im bored.
no one is around.
nothing to do.

somone call me.

"on the surface" is a crappy name.

all i got for now

OK, here is the deal ( Read more... )