My name is Sean, and I’m a compulsive away message reader

[rico_thunder]

So… work, huh? Wednesday night I went to work and it was okay. I remember Jamie telling me that Shom had asked her if she sucked her boyfriend’s dick with her tongue ring. Shom’s a middle-aged Indian guy with a mustache, and imagining him asking that was hilarious. Wednesday morning, shortly before I left, Paul, the Indian manager, came in and

Comments

[soulkhansenses]

You had me at "dick." You had me...at "dick."

[jinxpenguin]

You'll be pleased to know that Big Brother reads your LJ.

[adamous_g]

So do you get to tell EVERYONE "thank you miss?" Cuz I'd be driving all the way up to Brewster just for that.

If there's anything that <i><b>Clerks</i></b> taught me...

[thesounder]

It's that extremely graphic sexual content is not meant to be used around the customers.

"You think that's something, check this out," ::Randal shows closeup of porn star vagina to outraged customer, who overheard the conversation about what a jizzmopper does:: Randal continues, "I think you can see her kidneys."