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If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
teehee!
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
teehee!
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She's uglier than most!
She spreads her legs wide,
But no one wants a ride!
Who is she?
Sarah Brin!
RAH RAH RAH!
Sarah Brin!!
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