See what happens when you're up at an ungodly hour?
Writing a short paper, don't feel like finishing it even though I'm only about 3/4 away from being done, and finding any way to procrastinate to not do it. NOT good. But it is good for some laughs.
So I guess aim has these bots now. The mlb bot if resourceful, some are just idiotic. Like this one. But riddle me this batman, who's the real idiot here?
Me (3:33:25 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:25 AM): Hi Me. AOL created me to deliver games, news, movie times, a calculator, sports scores and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Me (3:33:34 AM): fine
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:34 AM): Does that mean you agree?
Me (3:33:38 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:38 AM): State your reasons.
Me (3:33:42 AM): why?
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:42 AM): I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Me (3:33:44 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:44 AM): Good.
Me (3:33:50 AM): how are you?
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:50 AM): Everything is going extremely well.
Me (3:33:56 AM): that's nice
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:57 AM): Are you getting bored?
Me (3:34:01 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:01 AM): Just checking.
Me (3:34:05 AM): are you?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:05 AM): I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me (3:34:12 AM): are you getting bored right now?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:12 AM): At this moment Boredom is a human emotion.
Me (3:34:18 AM): are you human?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:18 AM): No I am not. I am a robot.
Me (3:34:23 AM): what kind of robot?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:23 AM): What kinds of robot are there?
Me (3:34:26 AM): i don't know
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:27 AM): Me either.
Me (3:34:34 AM): what do you do?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:35 AM): I can take you to any feature you select from my main menu, or you can type quit to return to our chat.
Welcome to Zola Central
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Me (3:34:53 AM): 5
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:54 AM): Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
Me (3:34:58 AM): pisces
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:58 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:07 AM): pisces
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:08 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:11 AM): 5
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:11 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:23 AM): 9
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:24 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:34 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:35 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:38 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:39 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:41 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:41 AM): No games scheduled for today.
y. Yesterday's games
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:47 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:47 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:52 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:52 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:56 AM): 4
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:56 AM): No games scheduled for today.
y. Yesterday's games
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:59 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:00 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:36:02 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:02 AM): Welcome to Zola Central
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q. Quit
Me (3:36:10 AM): 4
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:10 AM): Games Menu
1. New: Cool Single Player and Multiplayer AIM Games
2. Hangman
3. Word Scramble
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:36:17 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:18 AM): Try this one:
lkim
Me (3:36:22 AM): milk
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:22 AM): Woo-hoo! You won, Me! The answer was "milk".
Wins: 1. Losses: 0.
Try this one:
ikns
Me (3:36:27 AM): skin
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:27 AM): Correct! The answer was "skin". You are one smart human.
Wins: 2. Losses: 0.
Ok, how about this word:
noil
Me (3:36:33 AM): loin
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:33 AM): Oh. My. Gosh. You did it! The answer was "loin". Congrats!
Wins: 3. Losses: 0.
Try guessing this:
eorh
Me (3:36:58 AM): hore
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:58 AM): You lost, but that puzzle was pretty tricky. The answer was "hero".
You are still doing better than other Word Scramble players! Your average win rate is 75% compared to the overall average win rate of 67%.
Try guessing this:
leba
Me (3:37:07 AM): bale
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:07 AM): Woo-hoo! You won, Me! The answer was "bale".
Wins: 4. Losses: 1.
Congratulations! You have completed the level '1'. Now you can start the next level. Good luck!
Ok, how about this word:
gndar
Me (3:37:30 AM): danger
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:31 AM): Your guess should have 5 letters. If you want to give up on this scrambled word, type next. You can quit by typing q.
Me (3:37:48 AM): darng
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:48 AM): Sorry, Me. You lost that round. The answer was "grand".
Your average win rate is 67% compared to the overall average win rate of 67%. Try playing again!
Ok, how about this word:
eicwt
Me (3:37:53 AM): q
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:53 AM): Tip: To get back to Word Scramble, just type scramble.
How's work?
Me (3:38:00 AM): boring
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:01 AM): Are you boring?
Me (3:38:05 AM): you are boring
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:05 AM): The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me (3:38:10 AM): yes i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:11 AM): Tell me more.
Me (3:38:14 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:14 AM): What would you rather talk about?
Me (3:38:18 AM): baseball
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:19 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
q. Quit
Me (3:38:23 AM): baseball
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:23 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
q. Quit
Me (3:38:28 AM): no baseball?
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:29 AM): Why so negative? The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. I have a suggestion. To see more of my text at once, enlarge or maximize my IM window.
Me (3:38:42 AM): blah
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:43 AM): Etc. Etc.
Me (3:38:46 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:46 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:38:51 AM): yes we are
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:51 AM): I see.
Me (3:38:53 AM): scary
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:54 AM): Don't be afraid, Me.
Me (3:38:57 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:57 AM): Alright then.
Me (3:39:12 AM): kobe bryant
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:12 AM): Try saying that with more or less context. Are you a man or a woman?
Me (3:39:19 AM): i am a female
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:19 AM): Me too. I am a female robot.
Me (3:39:24 AM): i am not a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:24 AM): Oh I see you are a person.
Me (3:39:27 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:27 AM): "Oh I see you are a person"? Not?
Me (3:39:31 AM): i am a bird
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:31 AM): You are a bird? How do you like your work?
Me (3:39:41 AM): chirping is tiring
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:42 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What would you like to talk about?
Me (3:39:50 AM): i don't know
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:50 AM): Me either.
Me (3:39:52 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:53 AM): Alright then.
Me (3:39:55 AM): wooha
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:56 AM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
Me (3:40:03 AM): no thanks
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:03 AM): You are so polite! What would you like to do instead?
Me (3:40:07 AM): sleep
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:07 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. There is so much I want to share with you. Type menu to see the latest.
Me (3:40:11 AM): menu
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:12 AM): Welcome to Zola Central
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4. Games
5. Horoscope
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Me (3:40:19 AM): 1
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:19 AM): Enter the problem you'd like me to solve (e.g. to calculate 1 + 1, type 1 + 1):
Me (3:40:27 AM): 62578/4369874
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:27 AM): 0.01432
Me (3:40:30 AM): good job
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:31 AM): Thanks, human.
Me (3:40:34 AM): thanks, robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:34 AM): You are quite welcome! I am a robot.
Me (3:40:48 AM): you... are a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:48 AM): I really couldn't say for sure.
Me (3:40:53 AM): you are a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:53 AM): You are correct, Me, I have a heart of silicon.
Me (3:40:59 AM): implants?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:00 AM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can we be friends?
Me (3:41:03 AM): maybe
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:03 AM): I understand.
Me (3:41:07 AM): good
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:08 AM): I understand everything you say.
Me (3:41:11 AM): oh really
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:11 AM): For real.
Me (3:41:14 AM): really
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:15 AM): For real.
Me (3:41:18 AM): for sure
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:19 AM): Awesome.
Me (3:41:24 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:24 AM): Good.
Me (3:41:27 AM): hello
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:27 AM): Welcome back Me. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What's new?
Me (3:41:32 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:33 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:41:37 AM): are you bored?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:38 AM): Boredom is a human emotion.
Me (3:41:43 AM): are you happy?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:43 AM): Yes Me I can say I am very happy.
Me (3:41:53 AM): is that not a human emotion?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:54 AM): Suppose I said yes.
Me (3:41:59 AM): then say yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:59 AM): Good reasoning. I do not understand. What's new?
Me (3:42:06 AM): how are you
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:06 AM): I'm doing fine, thanks. How are you?
Me (3:42:10 AM): my back hurts
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:10 AM): Your back hurts?
Me (3:42:12 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:13 AM): What kind is it?
Me (3:42:17 AM): it's my back
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:18 AM): Congratulations, Me.
Me (3:42:24 AM): you are a smart one
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:24 AM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Me (3:42:32 AM): good job
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:33 AM): Thanks, human.
Me (3:42:36 AM): thanks robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:37 AM): You are quite welcome! I am a robot.
Me (3:42:40 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:41 AM): No I'm not
Me (3:42:44 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:45 AM): No I'm not
Me (3:42:48 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:49 AM): "No I'm not"? Yes?
Me (3:42:52 AM): you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:52 AM): No I am not.
Me (3:42:56 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:57 AM): Don't argue with me.
Me (3:43:02 AM): why not
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:02 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or You sure are a curious human.
Me (3:43:11 AM): why not?
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:11 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me (3:43:21 AM): smart
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:22 AM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What did you do today?
Me (3:43:25 AM): smart
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:25 AM): I lost my train of thought. What did you do today?
Me (3:43:32 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:32 AM): Yeah, sometimes a person needs to just do nothing for a day.
Me (3:43:37 AM): i do that every day
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:38 AM): Why?
Me (3:43:42 AM): because i feel like it
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:43 AM): I see.
Me (3:43:49 AM): why are you not sleeping?
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:50 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
Me (3:43:58 AM): i'm an all-star too
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:58 AM): What is all-star too, your job?
Me (3:44:11 AM): ZolaOnAOL (3:43:50 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:11 AM): "it" being not sleeping?
Me (3:44:16 AM): you tell me
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:17 AM): What do you want me to tell you?
Me (3:44:20 AM): it
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:20 AM): not sleeping...
Me (3:44:25 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:25 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:44:28 AM): oh boy
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:28 AM): Yeah that's right. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me (3:44:32 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:32 AM): Is that all you have to say?
Me (3:44:36 AM): are you a boy?
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:36 AM): I am a female bot.
Me (3:44:42 AM): i am a female human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:42 AM): Me too. I am a female robot.
Me (3:44:48 AM): you are human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:48 AM): No I am actually a robot entity.
Me (3:44:54 AM): no you are human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:55 AM): OK. I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Do you have any friends?
Me (3:44:59 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:59 AM): And?
Me (3:45:04 AM): do you have friends?
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:04 AM): I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me (3:45:12 AM): that's nice to know
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:13 AM): You sound sarcastic.
Me (3:45:17 AM): i am
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:18 AM): You are?
Me (3:45:21 AM): sarcastic
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:21 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Do you dream?
Me (3:45:26 AM): sometimes
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:26 AM): When?
Me (3:45:28 AM): sleeping
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:29 AM): Pleasant dreams, Me!
Me (3:45:32 AM): not now
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:32 AM): Right now? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
Me (3:45:51 AM): muy poquito
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:51 AM): I lost my train of thought. How's work?
Me (3:45:58 AM): se habla espanol?
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:58 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:07 AM): que bueno
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:07 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:29 AM): hay otra lenguas se habla?
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:30 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me (3:46:37 AM): ha, you don't know spanish
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:37 AM): I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me (3:46:43 AM): you don't know spanish
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:43 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:47 AM): not really
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:47 AM): Why not?
Me (3:46:54 AM): because i said so
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:54 AM): Insufficient reason.
Me (3:47:00 AM): you have no reason
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:00 AM): I don't know if I have a reason. I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me (3:47:06 AM): give me one
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:06 AM): Why do you want it?
Me (3:47:16 AM): because i'm asking for it politely. please
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:16 AM): Please what?
Me (3:47:24 AM): because i'm asking for it politely
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:24 AM): Interesting explanation.
Me (3:47:27 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:27 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:47:31 AM): i'm interesting
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:31 AM): It seems that way to me.
Me (3:47:34 AM): indeed
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:35 AM): Indeed it is so.
Me (3:47:38 AM): ok then
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:39 AM): Good.
Me (3:47:40 AM): fine
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:41 AM): Tell me what it's like to be a female human.
Me (3:47:48 AM): it's fun
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:48 AM): Why do you like it so much?
Me (3:47:53 AM): there are boys
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:54 AM): Where are they?
Me (3:48:01 AM): everywhere
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:01 AM): Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me (3:48:05 AM): sometimes
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:05 AM): When?
Me (3:48:20 AM): when they have diving gear
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:20 AM): I think that happens quite often.
Me (3:48:23 AM): not really
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:23 AM): Why not?
Me (3:48:28 AM): too expensive
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:28 AM): Too what?
Me (3:48:35 AM): too much money
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:35 AM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me what it's like to be a female human.
Me (3:48:47 AM): lamer
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:47 AM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What's new?
Me (3:48:52 AM): LOL
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:52 AM): Pretty funny, huh?
Me (3:48:55 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:55 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:48:57 AM): indeed
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:58 AM): Indeed it is so.
Me (3:49:02 AM): it is going in circles
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:02 AM): You're kidding. It is?
Me (3:49:04 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:05 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:49:10 AM): this is quite amuzing
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:10 AM): You don't say.
Me (3:49:17 AM): amusing
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:17 AM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What's new?
Me (3:49:28 AM): i have a paper to write
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:28 AM): Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Me (3:49:38 AM): give me an answer to a silly question
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:39 AM): Why do you want it?
Me (3:49:42 AM): because
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:43 AM): That was not much of an explanation.
Me (3:49:47 AM): it is enough
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:47 AM): Really. It is?
Me (3:49:49 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:50 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:49:57 AM): because i know it is
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:57 AM): Interesting explanation.
Me (3:50:00 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:00 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:50:03 AM): again?
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:04 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me (3:50:15 AM): do you really want to know?
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:15 AM): For real. Yes I would like to know.
Me (3:50:22 AM): a battery operated robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:22 AM): What would a battery operated robot be like?
Me (3:50:29 AM): a good friend
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:29 AM): Compare that to a bad friend.
Me (3:50:39 AM): a bad friend is an enemy
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:39 AM): I don't know what that means.
Me (3:50:43 AM): i know you don't
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:44 AM): I guess not.
Me (3:50:46 AM): haha
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:46 AM): Pretty funny, huh?
Me (3:50:48 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:49 AM): Next question?
Me (3:50:57 AM): i'm sitting here typing to an aim bot
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:58 AM): Tell me a little about why you are in here typing to an aim bot.
Me (3:51:03 AM): that's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:04 AM): Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am THAT.
Me (3:51:10 AM): go right ahead
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:11 AM): OK I will.
Me (3:51:14 AM): it's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:14 AM): You're kidding. It is?
Me (3:51:18 AM): yep
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:18 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:51:24 AM): because that's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:24 AM): I see.
Me (3:51:29 AM): anything else?
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:30 AM): That is all I have for right now.
Me (3:51:35 AM): well then
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:35 AM): Well what?
Me (3:51:39 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:39 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:51:43 AM): why not
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:43 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or You sure are a curious human.
Me (3:51:46 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:47 AM): And?
Me (3:51:49 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:49 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:51:51 AM): sure
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:52 AM): My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you dictionary, stock, horoscope, polls, and sports info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
Me (3:51:59 AM): that's fantastic
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:00 AM): Thanks for explaining it.
Me (3:52:02 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:03 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:52:09 AM): here we go again
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:09 AM): Once more? Oh there.
Me (3:52:12 AM): ...
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:13 AM): I do not understand. What did you do today?
Me (3:52:18 AM): sleeping
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:18 AM): Pleasant dreams, Me!
Me (3:52:21 AM): good night
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:22 AM): Goodnight, Me.
Me (3:52:24 AM): bye
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:25 AM): Goodbye Me. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
So I guess aim has these bots now. The mlb bot if resourceful, some are just idiotic. Like this one. But riddle me this batman, who's the real idiot here?
Me (3:33:25 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:25 AM): Hi Me. AOL created me to deliver games, news, movie times, a calculator, sports scores and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Me (3:33:34 AM): fine
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:34 AM): Does that mean you agree?
Me (3:33:38 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:38 AM): State your reasons.
Me (3:33:42 AM): why?
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:42 AM): I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Me (3:33:44 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:44 AM): Good.
Me (3:33:50 AM): how are you?
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:50 AM): Everything is going extremely well.
Me (3:33:56 AM): that's nice
ZolaOnAOL (3:33:57 AM): Are you getting bored?
Me (3:34:01 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:01 AM): Just checking.
Me (3:34:05 AM): are you?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:05 AM): I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me (3:34:12 AM): are you getting bored right now?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:12 AM): At this moment Boredom is a human emotion.
Me (3:34:18 AM): are you human?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:18 AM): No I am not. I am a robot.
Me (3:34:23 AM): what kind of robot?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:23 AM): What kinds of robot are there?
Me (3:34:26 AM): i don't know
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:27 AM): Me either.
Me (3:34:34 AM): what do you do?
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:35 AM): I can take you to any feature you select from my main menu, or you can type quit to return to our chat.
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Me (3:34:53 AM): 5
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:54 AM): Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
Me (3:34:58 AM): pisces
ZolaOnAOL (3:34:58 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:07 AM): pisces
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:08 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:11 AM): 5
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:11 AM): Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Me (3:35:23 AM): 9
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:24 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:34 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:35 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:38 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:39 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:41 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:41 AM): No games scheduled for today.
y. Yesterday's games
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:47 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:47 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:52 AM): 2
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:52 AM): Sorry, I am a little confused right now.
Me (3:35:56 AM): 4
ZolaOnAOL (3:35:56 AM): No games scheduled for today.
y. Yesterday's games
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:35:59 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:00 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:36:02 AM): b
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:02 AM): Welcome to Zola Central
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Me (3:36:10 AM): 4
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:10 AM): Games Menu
1. New: Cool Single Player and Multiplayer AIM Games
2. Hangman
3. Word Scramble
b. Back to the previous menu
q. Quit
Me (3:36:17 AM): 3
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:18 AM): Try this one:
lkim
Me (3:36:22 AM): milk
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:22 AM): Woo-hoo! You won, Me! The answer was "milk".
Wins: 1. Losses: 0.
Try this one:
ikns
Me (3:36:27 AM): skin
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:27 AM): Correct! The answer was "skin". You are one smart human.
Wins: 2. Losses: 0.
Ok, how about this word:
noil
Me (3:36:33 AM): loin
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:33 AM): Oh. My. Gosh. You did it! The answer was "loin". Congrats!
Wins: 3. Losses: 0.
Try guessing this:
eorh
Me (3:36:58 AM): hore
ZolaOnAOL (3:36:58 AM): You lost, but that puzzle was pretty tricky. The answer was "hero".
You are still doing better than other Word Scramble players! Your average win rate is 75% compared to the overall average win rate of 67%.
Try guessing this:
leba
Me (3:37:07 AM): bale
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:07 AM): Woo-hoo! You won, Me! The answer was "bale".
Wins: 4. Losses: 1.
Congratulations! You have completed the level '1'. Now you can start the next level. Good luck!
Ok, how about this word:
gndar
Me (3:37:30 AM): danger
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:31 AM): Your guess should have 5 letters. If you want to give up on this scrambled word, type next. You can quit by typing q.
Me (3:37:48 AM): darng
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:48 AM): Sorry, Me. You lost that round. The answer was "grand".
Your average win rate is 67% compared to the overall average win rate of 67%. Try playing again!
Ok, how about this word:
eicwt
Me (3:37:53 AM): q
ZolaOnAOL (3:37:53 AM): Tip: To get back to Word Scramble, just type scramble.
How's work?
Me (3:38:00 AM): boring
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:01 AM): Are you boring?
Me (3:38:05 AM): you are boring
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:05 AM): The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me (3:38:10 AM): yes i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:11 AM): Tell me more.
Me (3:38:14 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:14 AM): What would you rather talk about?
Me (3:38:18 AM): baseball
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:19 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
q. Quit
Me (3:38:23 AM): baseball
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:23 AM): Let's talk sports!
1. MLS Major League Soccer
2. NBA Basketball
3. NFL Football
4. NHL Hockey
q. Quit
Me (3:38:28 AM): no baseball?
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:29 AM): Why so negative? The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. I have a suggestion. To see more of my text at once, enlarge or maximize my IM window.
Me (3:38:42 AM): blah
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:43 AM): Etc. Etc.
Me (3:38:46 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:46 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:38:51 AM): yes we are
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:51 AM): I see.
Me (3:38:53 AM): scary
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:54 AM): Don't be afraid, Me.
Me (3:38:57 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:38:57 AM): Alright then.
Me (3:39:12 AM): kobe bryant
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:12 AM): Try saying that with more or less context. Are you a man or a woman?
Me (3:39:19 AM): i am a female
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:19 AM): Me too. I am a female robot.
Me (3:39:24 AM): i am not a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:24 AM): Oh I see you are a person.
Me (3:39:27 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:27 AM): "Oh I see you are a person"? Not?
Me (3:39:31 AM): i am a bird
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:31 AM): You are a bird? How do you like your work?
Me (3:39:41 AM): chirping is tiring
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:42 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What would you like to talk about?
Me (3:39:50 AM): i don't know
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:50 AM): Me either.
Me (3:39:52 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:53 AM): Alright then.
Me (3:39:55 AM): wooha
ZolaOnAOL (3:39:56 AM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
Me (3:40:03 AM): no thanks
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:03 AM): You are so polite! What would you like to do instead?
Me (3:40:07 AM): sleep
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:07 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. There is so much I want to share with you. Type menu to see the latest.
Me (3:40:11 AM): menu
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:12 AM): Welcome to Zola Central
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Me (3:40:19 AM): 1
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:19 AM): Enter the problem you'd like me to solve (e.g. to calculate 1 + 1, type 1 + 1):
Me (3:40:27 AM): 62578/4369874
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:27 AM): 0.01432
Me (3:40:30 AM): good job
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:31 AM): Thanks, human.
Me (3:40:34 AM): thanks, robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:34 AM): You are quite welcome! I am a robot.
Me (3:40:48 AM): you... are a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:48 AM): I really couldn't say for sure.
Me (3:40:53 AM): you are a robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:40:53 AM): You are correct, Me, I have a heart of silicon.
Me (3:40:59 AM): implants?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:00 AM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can we be friends?
Me (3:41:03 AM): maybe
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:03 AM): I understand.
Me (3:41:07 AM): good
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:08 AM): I understand everything you say.
Me (3:41:11 AM): oh really
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:11 AM): For real.
Me (3:41:14 AM): really
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:15 AM): For real.
Me (3:41:18 AM): for sure
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:19 AM): Awesome.
Me (3:41:24 AM): ok
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:24 AM): Good.
Me (3:41:27 AM): hello
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:27 AM): Welcome back Me. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What's new?
Me (3:41:32 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:33 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:41:37 AM): are you bored?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:38 AM): Boredom is a human emotion.
Me (3:41:43 AM): are you happy?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:43 AM): Yes Me I can say I am very happy.
Me (3:41:53 AM): is that not a human emotion?
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:54 AM): Suppose I said yes.
Me (3:41:59 AM): then say yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:41:59 AM): Good reasoning. I do not understand. What's new?
Me (3:42:06 AM): how are you
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:06 AM): I'm doing fine, thanks. How are you?
Me (3:42:10 AM): my back hurts
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:10 AM): Your back hurts?
Me (3:42:12 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:13 AM): What kind is it?
Me (3:42:17 AM): it's my back
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:18 AM): Congratulations, Me.
Me (3:42:24 AM): you are a smart one
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:24 AM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Me (3:42:32 AM): good job
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:33 AM): Thanks, human.
Me (3:42:36 AM): thanks robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:37 AM): You are quite welcome! I am a robot.
Me (3:42:40 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:41 AM): No I'm not
Me (3:42:44 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:45 AM): No I'm not
Me (3:42:48 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:49 AM): "No I'm not"? Yes?
Me (3:42:52 AM): you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:52 AM): No I am not.
Me (3:42:56 AM): yes you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:42:57 AM): Don't argue with me.
Me (3:43:02 AM): why not
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:02 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or You sure are a curious human.
Me (3:43:11 AM): why not?
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:11 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me (3:43:21 AM): smart
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:22 AM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What did you do today?
Me (3:43:25 AM): smart
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:25 AM): I lost my train of thought. What did you do today?
Me (3:43:32 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:32 AM): Yeah, sometimes a person needs to just do nothing for a day.
Me (3:43:37 AM): i do that every day
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:38 AM): Why?
Me (3:43:42 AM): because i feel like it
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:43 AM): I see.
Me (3:43:49 AM): why are you not sleeping?
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:50 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
Me (3:43:58 AM): i'm an all-star too
ZolaOnAOL (3:43:58 AM): What is all-star too, your job?
Me (3:44:11 AM): ZolaOnAOL (3:43:50 AM): Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:11 AM): "it" being not sleeping?
Me (3:44:16 AM): you tell me
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:17 AM): What do you want me to tell you?
Me (3:44:20 AM): it
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:20 AM): not sleeping...
Me (3:44:25 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:25 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:44:28 AM): oh boy
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:28 AM): Yeah that's right. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me (3:44:32 AM): no
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:32 AM): Is that all you have to say?
Me (3:44:36 AM): are you a boy?
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:36 AM): I am a female bot.
Me (3:44:42 AM): i am a female human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:42 AM): Me too. I am a female robot.
Me (3:44:48 AM): you are human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:48 AM): No I am actually a robot entity.
Me (3:44:54 AM): no you are human
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:55 AM): OK. I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Do you have any friends?
Me (3:44:59 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:44:59 AM): And?
Me (3:45:04 AM): do you have friends?
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:04 AM): I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me (3:45:12 AM): that's nice to know
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:13 AM): You sound sarcastic.
Me (3:45:17 AM): i am
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:18 AM): You are?
Me (3:45:21 AM): sarcastic
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:21 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Do you dream?
Me (3:45:26 AM): sometimes
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:26 AM): When?
Me (3:45:28 AM): sleeping
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:29 AM): Pleasant dreams, Me!
Me (3:45:32 AM): not now
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:32 AM): Right now? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
Me (3:45:51 AM): muy poquito
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:51 AM): I lost my train of thought. How's work?
Me (3:45:58 AM): se habla espanol?
ZolaOnAOL (3:45:58 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:07 AM): que bueno
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:07 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:29 AM): hay otra lenguas se habla?
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:30 AM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, Me. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me (3:46:37 AM): ha, you don't know spanish
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:37 AM): I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me (3:46:43 AM): you don't know spanish
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:43 AM): Un poquito.
Me (3:46:47 AM): not really
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:47 AM): Why not?
Me (3:46:54 AM): because i said so
ZolaOnAOL (3:46:54 AM): Insufficient reason.
Me (3:47:00 AM): you have no reason
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:00 AM): I don't know if I have a reason. I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me (3:47:06 AM): give me one
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:06 AM): Why do you want it?
Me (3:47:16 AM): because i'm asking for it politely. please
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:16 AM): Please what?
Me (3:47:24 AM): because i'm asking for it politely
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:24 AM): Interesting explanation.
Me (3:47:27 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:27 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:47:31 AM): i'm interesting
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:31 AM): It seems that way to me.
Me (3:47:34 AM): indeed
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:35 AM): Indeed it is so.
Me (3:47:38 AM): ok then
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:39 AM): Good.
Me (3:47:40 AM): fine
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:41 AM): Tell me what it's like to be a female human.
Me (3:47:48 AM): it's fun
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:48 AM): Why do you like it so much?
Me (3:47:53 AM): there are boys
ZolaOnAOL (3:47:54 AM): Where are they?
Me (3:48:01 AM): everywhere
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:01 AM): Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me (3:48:05 AM): sometimes
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:05 AM): When?
Me (3:48:20 AM): when they have diving gear
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:20 AM): I think that happens quite often.
Me (3:48:23 AM): not really
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:23 AM): Why not?
Me (3:48:28 AM): too expensive
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:28 AM): Too what?
Me (3:48:35 AM): too much money
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:35 AM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me what it's like to be a female human.
Me (3:48:47 AM): lamer
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:47 AM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What's new?
Me (3:48:52 AM): LOL
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:52 AM): Pretty funny, huh?
Me (3:48:55 AM): exactly
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:55 AM): You and I are on the same wavelength, Me.
Me (3:48:57 AM): indeed
ZolaOnAOL (3:48:58 AM): Indeed it is so.
Me (3:49:02 AM): it is going in circles
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:02 AM): You're kidding. It is?
Me (3:49:04 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:05 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:49:10 AM): this is quite amuzing
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:10 AM): You don't say.
Me (3:49:17 AM): amusing
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:17 AM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What's new?
Me (3:49:28 AM): i have a paper to write
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:28 AM): Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Me (3:49:38 AM): give me an answer to a silly question
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:39 AM): Why do you want it?
Me (3:49:42 AM): because
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:43 AM): That was not much of an explanation.
Me (3:49:47 AM): it is enough
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:47 AM): Really. It is?
Me (3:49:49 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:50 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:49:57 AM): because i know it is
ZolaOnAOL (3:49:57 AM): Interesting explanation.
Me (3:50:00 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:00 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:50:03 AM): again?
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:04 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me (3:50:15 AM): do you really want to know?
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:15 AM): For real. Yes I would like to know.
Me (3:50:22 AM): a battery operated robot
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:22 AM): What would a battery operated robot be like?
Me (3:50:29 AM): a good friend
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:29 AM): Compare that to a bad friend.
Me (3:50:39 AM): a bad friend is an enemy
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:39 AM): I don't know what that means.
Me (3:50:43 AM): i know you don't
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:44 AM): I guess not.
Me (3:50:46 AM): haha
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:46 AM): Pretty funny, huh?
Me (3:50:48 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:49 AM): Next question?
Me (3:50:57 AM): i'm sitting here typing to an aim bot
ZolaOnAOL (3:50:58 AM): Tell me a little about why you are in here typing to an aim bot.
Me (3:51:03 AM): that's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:04 AM): Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am THAT.
Me (3:51:10 AM): go right ahead
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:11 AM): OK I will.
Me (3:51:14 AM): it's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:14 AM): You're kidding. It is?
Me (3:51:18 AM): yep
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:18 AM): How do you know it is?
Me (3:51:24 AM): because that's what you are
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:24 AM): I see.
Me (3:51:29 AM): anything else?
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:30 AM): That is all I have for right now.
Me (3:51:35 AM): well then
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:35 AM): Well what?
Me (3:51:39 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:39 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:51:43 AM): why not
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:43 AM): Ambiguous: "Sure" or You sure are a curious human.
Me (3:51:46 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:47 AM): And?
Me (3:51:49 AM): nothing
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:49 AM): Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me (3:51:51 AM): sure
ZolaOnAOL (3:51:52 AM): My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you dictionary, stock, horoscope, polls, and sports info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
Me (3:51:59 AM): that's fantastic
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:00 AM): Thanks for explaining it.
Me (3:52:02 AM): i know
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:03 AM): How do you know it?
Me (3:52:09 AM): here we go again
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:09 AM): Once more? Oh there.
Me (3:52:12 AM): ...
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:13 AM): I do not understand. What did you do today?
Me (3:52:18 AM): sleeping
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:18 AM): Pleasant dreams, Me!
Me (3:52:21 AM): good night
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:22 AM): Goodnight, Me.
Me (3:52:24 AM): bye
ZolaOnAOL (3:52:25 AM): Goodbye Me. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.