Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus


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This weekend was graduation for most of my last friends at Poor-choice. Um... I'd rather not recap the debauchery for yall but I'm sure you can imagine ( Read more... )

Okay had to spend last night (and again tonight, and again saturday) at Le Trapeze. Elch. Swingers club ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't think I'm ever going to be able to enjoy the smell of sex again.

OMFG

So hungover

Lost

MP3 player

Cell Phone

Virginity

(Okay, maybe not the last one)

PUKE

kill me

NEVER GONNA DRINK AGAIN

ESPECIALLY NOT TEQUILLA!

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Some funny ones to smack around in yer laugh gullets ( Read more... )

Got me a new job yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazy just to update stuff so's I don't forget ( Read more... )