Bored - Save me!

[ridicu_liz]

I realize that I have not updated recently but that is because I am abysmally boring. So herein I enter a plea. Entertain me. Provoke me. Amuse me. Enrage me. Mock me. Present me with something to think about.

Pathetic, I realize, but you do what you can.

I promise adulation and ridiculous replies to all who take pity on me.

Comments

[snarkyinsomniac]

[ridicu_liz]

Interesting, disturbing. You are not a dork. I find you delightful. As to the question. Male, female? Old, young? How personal? Were you alone? Were there implications of coercion? On the whole the idea makes me uncomfortable as well. I'm open for chatting if you like.

You are never entirely depressing. Thank you for attempting. I got tired and fled to bed.

[snarkyinsomniac]

[happiestwhen]

Oh hush, m'dear. You're not abysmally boring!
Hmm... entertain you... how shall I do this? Oh, Lorna and I decided, or, rather, I decided, to make a peanut butter, jelly, and turkey sandwich! Whee! Okay... maybe that might be taking my Goyle method acting to the extreme... and I'd probably make myself sick. Lorna was amused at the prospect of that, though.
Provoke you? Hmm... Snape *enters, bearing goodies, leers at Theo*... did that do the trick?
Amuse you? Hmm... shall I write a Snoymusy rap? *beat box* Snoy is cool. ....err.... okay... that wasn't terribly successful. Shouldn't type comments while watching POA special features. Makes for silliness.
Enrage you? OMFG YOU ARE SO ODD AND F'D IN THE HEAD!!!! .... <3333
Something to think about? That will come with Remus' post... whenever I think of how to phrase it.
Oh, here's something to think about: Talked to others on the phone tonight. Was... interesting.
You're still not boring. I love our conversations more than anything else. *snogs*

[ridicu_liz]

Thank you, but you're biased.

1. HAHAHA, indeed. Perhaps I should offer you some sort of antacid?
2. Not provoked, m'dear, resigned.
3. You always amuse me. A career in rap might not be for you. :P
4. I know, I know, but you love me anyway.
5. I await with a bated breath (ever wonder where that phrase came from...hmmm...must research)
5a. Intriguing.

I shall end in proper Snoy fashion: YAY!! *snogs* <###

[penguin2]

I'm willing to attempt all of the above, but on YM. It's 1840 in Melbourne, I have no idea what that is for you :P

[ridicu_liz]

Excellent. Consider it a plot. I believe, according to my probably imprecise calculations, that you are 16 hours ahead of me. Although we recently did the daylight savings time thing so now it could be 15 or 17. Must recalculate. I shall ping you when I am online, oh stealthy one. :D

[avantave]

Come to my wedding. Saving for plane tickets and getting leave from work will gove you a nice project to work on. ;)

[ridicu_liz]

Hmm... the timeline may be a bit difficult but I'd certainly be willing to try. Does this mean I need a passport? How did the interview go? How are you? How...insert a million other questions. Rude of us both to have lives and be on opposite ends of the globe. I shall seek you out soon.

[avantave]

Yes, you need a passport. So does Kati. ;)

The interview was awful. They asked questions and I had the worst case of babbling irrelevant shite that you could possibly imagine. I won't possibly get in.

I think I've slipped a disk. Going for x-rays next wednesday. heh.

Hope to chat soon...

[spacetweenears]

My friends' turkey day leftovers were good and I apologize for not being online to keep you company. You are most definitely not boring. Someone who was boring could not keep me in constant stitches like you do, my friend.

[ridicu_liz]

*snogs*