So working on that last entry earlier, specifically the part about how no one does anything just to be nice anymore, I inspired myself to shovel three of my neighbors' sidewalks, and ended up thinking about the movie "Pay It Forward."
Awhile later, I looked out the window to see that some asshole had driven down the gutter at about forty miles an hour and splashed it all back up there. *sigh*
Being a jerk is NOT the way to a long and healthy life.
Then tonight on CSI: New York, the episode is about that semi-secret military technology I mentioned that allows them to fry everything electronic within a given range. I'm only a paranoid radical extremist until it HAPPENS; then I'm just right.
Some government person I'm sure will read that entry some day and use the phrase "paranoid radical extremist" to invalidate the facts I present and keep others from believing that someone's figured out what they're doing. I will be ostracized from mainstream society like the crazy-cat-lady I am. Ruled off as an eccentric or worse. Then, some day, the truth will be exposed and I'll get to be all, "Told you so" as I pet one of my cats. :)