let the re-education begin.

[wrecklessly]

ASSOLOGY

-noun. [ahss-ol-uh-jee]
1. The science of NASCAR drivers' gluteus maximus asses.
2. The reason there are fangirls in NASCAR.
3. The redefinition of ridinxdirtyTo post your projects, please put "Driver's Name by Your Name." (You can also use your username in place of your name, whichever you use, that's what will go on your PhD certificate.) Post it

Comments

Brian Vickers by alexwhitman25

[alexwhitman25]

WHEE! Okay as you read this, think bad boy band music with it. Anyone remember the band 2gether? :D

Re: Brian Vickers by alexwhitman25

[autumndandelion]

Pancake rearend!! The poems/song lyrics are great!

= D

Re: Brian Vickers by alexwhitman25

[summerstar18]

pancake booty... I LOL'D SO HARD! hhahaha
good job bb.

Re: Brian Vickers by alexwhitman25

[alexwhitman25]

Thanks, bb! You should have seen me the night I wrote this - I kept giggling.

Jeff Gordon by alexwhitman25

[alexwhitman25]

Re: Jeff Gordon by alexwhitman25

[autumndandelion]

Those jeans really do complement his ass quite well.

= D

Re: Jeff Gordon by alexwhitman25

[alexwhitman25]

I love a boy who wears jeans well. :)

Re: Jeff Gordon by alexwhitman25

[luvinthe88and20]

Jeff Gordon does not have a bad booty for jeans.

Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne

[autumndandelion]

Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne

[reutfan4life]

LOL! I love it!
Poor Kasey Kahne - he doesn't know what he's missing! :P

Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne

[autumndandelion]

The problem is, he does, and that's why he looks so sad in that picture where he's on the golf cart.

Re: Michael Waltrip by Kellyanne

[nascarfanof55]

no matter which way he goes he looks fine coming or going!!! I recognize those phots!!! See I knew I wasn't the only one who had ass shots of Mikey!! Now if we could only get him back in those tight jeans again......I have to agree with your article...

AJ Allmendinger by Mae

[wrecklessly]

Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae

[autumndandelion]

Dude, he even covers his can with a can.

= (

Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae

[wrecklessly]

I know :(

Re: AJ Allmendinger by Mae

[alexwhitman25]

A bending over shot! Well done, Mae - well done. ;D

David Reutimann by Michelle

[reutfan4life]

Here are a few poems/tributes to David's ass in four different firesuits. :)

Re: David Reutimann by Michelle

[autumndandelion]

HOLY CRAP!!! So far, I think yours has everyone's beat. This is not only brilliant, but your poems are frickin' hilarious! I was laughing my ass off, and my mother and sister are all what the hell?

Re: David Reutimann by Michelle

[reutfan4life]

Thank you! LMAO!

Re: David Reutimann by Michelle

[alexwhitman25]

Especially LOVE the hot delivery one. Great job!!