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No one at work thinks I'm funny.
I am very mature. This is a well documented fact.
At work we have these ports to synchronize our handhelds. And my change to the sign doesn't even really make sense. But the word poot is funny in any context.
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Farty time.
Had a company Christ-mass party. On a related note, here are some rare pics of me in a tie.
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Octopuses Might Frighten Groundhogs. OMFG.
It's that time of the month year again. Christmas decorations are coming down. The cat is attacking ornaments like they owe him money. And I'm finding things in the attic that I forgot I owned.
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It'd be a lot cuter is I wasn't allergic.
Every time I get on the computer. Every time I sit down. Anywhere. Including the toilet. Oscar attacks my face. He either stands up on his hind legs to get at me, or he crawls onto my shoulders like a mink stole. We have a theory. He must love my stubble. Christy is super jealous.
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Upgrade!
First of all, if the subject here made you immediately think of that Beyonce song, go ahead and remove me as a friend.
I've been living with a crappy 27" Samsung for 7 years now. So I've upgraded.
From this:
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I like to do drawerings.
You remember Merlin, our mail-bot. Well, he seems to have a personality. Sometimes he gets in a mood where he doesn't want to work, or he runs into people and knocks over filing cabinets. When I first started working with him I thought he was great and I started designing a "Merlin 2.0." I drew illustrations of how Merlin 2.0 worked.
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If I were in the X-Men my mutant power would be uppercutting things to death.
Sometimes people recite things that I've said to them. I don't directly recall saying many of those things, but I must admit that they sound like things I would say. So I believe them. Sometimes when watching videos or listening to recordings of myself I'm amazed at how little I remember. I don't say things like "That's what I sound like?? My ( Read more... ) -
BAM!
I don't get excited about kitchen utensils. Because duh, they're kitchen utensils. But I bought a few things for my kitchen during my trip to Myrtle Beach yesterday, and I'm excited about them. They're salt and pepper mills, and they look like detonators. They're stainless steel handle looking things with big thumb buttons on top. Now I can ( Read more... )
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