Hmm. 1:70% 2: Electrical/chemical signals. (Mmm, drugs) 3: No. 4: Natural selection, etc 5: Because that's how long it takes for the earth to complete a full orbit around the sun, and how long it takes to spin around once. 6: Something to do with gas and sunlight 7: Light reflecting off water droplets 8: They evolve. (And we don't really have stuff for killing off viruses)_ 9: billions of years? 10: Never seen that. -.-
Credit: The earth is tilted on it's axis, so in summer that hemisphere is closer to the sun than the other.
1. What percentage of the earth is covered by water? A fuckload 2. What sorts of signals does the brain use to communicate sensations, thoughts and actions? Morse code 3. Did dinosaurs and humans ever exist at the same time? Yes, haven't you ever seen The Flintstones? 4. What is Darwin's theory of the origin of species? God hawked up a loogie and there we was. 5. Why does a year consist of 365 days, and a day of 24 hours? Because ancient people were sadists and wanted to make math hard. 6. Why is the sky blue? Because it'd be mighty weird if it were green, wouldn't it? 7. What causes a rainbow? Pots of gold owned by Leprechauns 8. What is it that makes diseases caused by viruses and bacteria hard to treat? Science is hard 9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth? Really, really, really, really old. 10. Why do we put salt on sidewalks when it snows? So it tastes good when you lick it Extra credit: What makes the seasons change? Old guy turning a crank. Hopefully he'll die during the Spring.
1. What percentage of the earth is covered by water? Answer: About 5%. The rest is a sewer.
2. What sorts of signals does the brain use to communicate sensations, thoughts and actions? Answer: Morse code
3. Did dinosaurs and humans ever exist at the same time? Answer: My math teacher was an old dinosaur.
4. What is Darwin's theory of the origin of species? Answer: The hardest guy won the girl
5. Why does a year consist of 365 days, and a day of 24 hours? Answer: Because 365 days and a day of 22 hours would be too short.
6. Why is the sky blue? Answer: Because the one who painted it was out of green.
7. What causes a rainbow? Answer: Rain often bows to sunshine.
8. What is it that makes diseases caused by viruses and bacteria hard to treat? Answer: There's no medicine against it. And they can't be bribed with treats.
9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth? Answer: See the answer to question 3.
10. Why do we put salt on sidewalks when it snows? Answer: Because sugar spoils it.
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1:70%
2: Electrical/chemical signals. (Mmm, drugs)
3: No.
4: Natural selection, etc
5: Because that's how long it takes for the earth to complete a full orbit around the sun, and how long it takes to spin around once.
6: Something to do with gas and sunlight
7: Light reflecting off water droplets
8: They evolve. (And we don't really have stuff for killing off viruses)_
9: billions of years?
10: Never seen that. -.-
Credit: The earth is tilted on it's axis, so in summer that hemisphere is closer to the sun than the other.
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A fuckload
2. What sorts of signals does the brain use to communicate sensations, thoughts and actions?
Morse code
3. Did dinosaurs and humans ever exist at the same time?
Yes, haven't you ever seen The Flintstones?
4. What is Darwin's theory of the origin of species?
God hawked up a loogie and there we was.
5. Why does a year consist of 365 days, and a day of 24 hours?
Because ancient people were sadists and wanted to make math hard.
6. Why is the sky blue?
Because it'd be mighty weird if it were green, wouldn't it?
7. What causes a rainbow?
Pots of gold owned by Leprechauns
8. What is it that makes diseases caused by viruses and bacteria hard to treat?
Science is hard
9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth?
Really, really, really, really old.
10. Why do we put salt on sidewalks when it snows?
So it tastes good when you lick it
Extra credit: What makes the seasons change?
Old guy turning a crank. Hopefully he'll die during the Spring.
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Answer: About 5%. The rest is a sewer.
2. What sorts of signals does the brain use to communicate sensations, thoughts and actions?
Answer: Morse code
3. Did dinosaurs and humans ever exist at the same time?
Answer: My math teacher was an old dinosaur.
4. What is Darwin's theory of the origin of species?
Answer: The hardest guy won the girl
5. Why does a year consist of 365 days, and a day of 24 hours?
Answer: Because 365 days and a day of 22 hours would be too short.
6. Why is the sky blue?
Answer: Because the one who painted it was out of green.
7. What causes a rainbow?
Answer: Rain often bows to sunshine.
8. What is it that makes diseases caused by viruses and bacteria hard to treat?
Answer: There's no medicine against it. And they can't be bribed with treats.
9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth?
Answer: See the answer to question 3.
10. Why do we put salt on sidewalks when it snows?
Answer: Because sugar spoils it.
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