1st Experiment - Flying Lessons

[smrtrthanyou]

[Szayel is quite enjoying having functional wings

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[grapecape]

[A WONDERFUL, PRICKLY CUSHION.]

[smrtrthanyou]

[Oh god, eff his life.]

[If you could never imagine a butterfly swearing like a sailor, then you're in for a rude surprise, because Szayel is rather livid as he flails, trying to get off this spiky thing!]

[grapecape]

[dfsjk;fdjfdjf oh man oh man!!

h-here let me rear up to dump you off, my back can't be comfortable]

[smrtrthanyou]

[Szayel rolled off and landed on the ground with a soft splat, his wings fluttering slightly in protest against the harsh treatment.]

[kuzuga]

[ Whoever you are, you are dead meat. ]

GET OFF OF ME, DAMN IT!

[smrtrthanyou]

[HE WOULD IF HE COULD, TINY BIRD. But, see, he has this whole issue where he has no legs. Not only that, but his wings are rather ineffective while he's on his back.]

I'M WORKING ON THAT!

[kuzuga]

[ Do you really think he gives a damn, Szayel? Because guess what? HE DOESN'T. When Asch's dinky wings prove themselves useless, he starts kicking. ]

THEN WORK FASTER!

[smrtrthanyou]

[Ooooooh! You are not helping, Asch! Szayel squirms, but all the kicking the creature under him is doing is not helping matters.]

STOP SQUIRMING, YOU INSUFFERABLE BRAT!

[indigaytion]

[What's worse than a prickly cushion?]

[Why, a cushion that bites you, of course.]

[smrtrthanyou]

[alsdkjfaslkdjfsd JFC.]

HANDS OFF!

[...no, wait.]

MOUTH OFF!

[indigaytion]

[Jade chomps down harder out of instinct and a sense of sadism, before coming to his senses and releasing his grip, then kicking Szayel away unceremoniously. You taste awful. >: ]

[smrtrthanyou]

[Of course he tastes bad. HE'S A BUG. Szayel let out an almost frightened noise, reminded of a certain shinigami with a certain bankai, before he managed to lift his head.]

Jade Curtiss! That was hardly necessary!