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Jun 15, 2005 09:02

COLUMBUS, Ohio - It won't be death that parts them, so Dixie Fisher is trying to sell the casket her soon-to-be ex-husband planned to use when he dies. Fisher placed a classified ad in the newspaper last week hoping to sell the steel casket the couple kept in their garage ( Read more... )

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mourningstarr June 15 2005, 21:22:47 UTC
I'd let you keep it!

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rigadoni June 16 2005, 17:20:46 UTC
Thanx babe

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mourningstarr June 18 2005, 15:45:54 UTC
Saturday, June 18, 2005
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Man Steals Odd Store Display
Late friday night in a small pharmacy in Jacksonville a man entered posing as a regular customer. He was dressed nicely and carried several red roses in his hand. He made his way to the back of the store where he then picked up a store display and ran out the door with it, leaving the roses scattered on the floor as he fled. 2 of the 3 other customers in the store at the time identified the man as Jason Rigdon, a resident of Jacksonville.
It turns out that the store display that Jason ran off with contained 30 disposable enemas. Police are still uncertain why anyone would need that many enemas. And they are still looking for Jason for further questioning. The store owner had only recently set up the display as part of a 3 week promotion. "Maybe he was severly constipated and didn't know what else to do" the store owner later stated.

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rigadoni June 20 2005, 01:11:33 UTC
FUNNY!

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