Out in the boondocks...

Oct 12, 2010 22:25

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holdouttrout October 12 2010, 15:39:12 UTC
*snorts* Texas has its own special accent--most American accents around where I live sound a lot more like a TeeVee accent.

Most.

(I happen to sound somewhat like a valley girl at innapropriate times.)

Although, I just had a GREAT idea--live subtitles! So you meet someone and can't quite understand 'em--just flip a switch, and subtitles appear in the air above their head! It's genius, right?

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rigel_7 October 20 2010, 14:43:44 UTC
Genius!

I would so welcome that at work - especially when you have to talk to people on the phone and can't even rely on body language clues for context :P

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lyrangalia October 12 2010, 15:44:22 UTC
It might not be you. They might have sought out the podunk town rural Texan pit masters to talk to about ~authentic~ Texan barbecue, and rural Texas is another fucking world. I'm Texan and I'd like subtitles half the time when talking to ranchers.

Or it was TV chefs who like to put on the exaggerated Texan accent for teh teevees.

Now I want some brisket with sauce and maybe some jalapeno cheese bread. :'(

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katiefoolery October 13 2010, 00:11:13 UTC
Sorry, what? Jalapeno cheese bread? This... sounds awesome.

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lyrangalia October 13 2010, 00:15:00 UTC
It is, in fact, awesome. And delicious. Jalapeno Cheese Bread.

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katiefoolery October 13 2010, 00:16:59 UTC
I shall be handing this recipe over to my chef for immediate cooking thereof.

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shutthef_up October 12 2010, 16:38:30 UTC
Ha ha! Well yeah, like the folks before me have mentioned, Texas has kind of its own dialect, especially in the rural areas. Frankly, I have trouble with Southern accents because I've never spent much time there. I've had a few friends who hailed from the Deep South and when they talk (and Oh Man! did some of them talk) I sometimes want to turn up the speed. GET! WORDS! OUT ( ... )

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rigel_7 October 20 2010, 14:47:37 UTC
Heee!

I like your accent for it is full of WIN!

I usually get told that I speak quite "properly" and sound almost English - this is my West Australian somewhat gentrified accent though - alas that I can't pull off the "put another shrimp on the barbie" ocker at all *sadface*

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crayonbreakygal October 12 2010, 16:59:05 UTC
You do need your own special dictionary for Southern speak. I should know. I'm from the South in the US. Some people say "warsh" which means "wash".

Coleslaw made with ketchup? Yuck. What on earth?

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rigel_7 October 20 2010, 14:50:13 UTC
Hmmm they called it "Slaw" I assumed coleslaw and it was proudly introduced as red slaw and they cut to a shot of an entire bucket of ketchup going into a big industrial size mixing bowl.

Then again I was VERY suspicious of french toast and maple syrup (not to mention bacon and maple syrup) when I first visited the US and that combo was awesome.

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settiai October 12 2010, 19:25:44 UTC
Oh, the wonders of a Southern accent. Seriously, I'm from the Deep South, and even I have trouble understanding people at times.

Coleslaw made with ketchup? Now, I've heard of hot slaw made with ketchup as an ingredient (and by "heard of," I mean "made"), but coleslaw? Ew.

Grits are yummy! :-P

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rigel_7 October 20 2010, 14:52:34 UTC
Grits are very yummy!

Also pecan pie and that salad made with marshmallows.

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