God I hate interviewing Secretaries

May 09, 2009 10:45

We got a new secretary today. Sixth one since the beginning of the year ( Read more... )

still laughing at you, hahahaa

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king_rubber May 10 2009, 01:31:21 UTC
Yeah, isn't it funny?? A ton of people are turning into girls! Is that why you got a guy secretary this time, to make up for it?

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 01:53:37 UTC
I guess it's pretty funny - especially about SOME people.

But, uh- that's not why we've got a guy secretary this time. He seems like he's pretty good at what he does so far, and he doesn't dress shamelessly like all those women we've hired.

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king_rubber May 10 2009, 02:06:02 UTC
Really? Did some of your friends turn into girls too? A bunch of my nakama did, I still can't stop laughing!

You have to wear lots of clothes to be a good secretary?

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[Private] riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 03:46:29 UTC
Nah, everyone's staying away from fruit here in Water 7 for a while.

No, but if you're a woman and you're gonna be around men you should at least TRY to cover yourself!!

Listen, speaking about nakama, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for a while.

What makes you think you can really trust Lucci and Kaku as part of your crew?

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marinegrandpa May 10 2009, 05:51:14 UTC
HEEEEEEEEY Paulie I'm single again! Wanna bang?

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 14:32:46 UTC
Wanna what? Ok, no, nevermind.

What do you mean you're single again?

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marinegrandpa May 10 2009, 17:34:27 UTC
So it this a yes or a no?

Mean Rayliegh wanted to be just friends again.

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 19:27:19 UTC
It's a no.

Oh.. uh.. sorry about that?

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 14:30:29 UTC
What do who wear?

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 14:38:09 UTC
Skirts that show way too much of their legs, shirts that show way too much of their chest - sometimes they wear stuff that cuts off and shows their mid-section!

Right in the middle of a men's work yard, too! No shame at all!

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black_hat_cat May 10 2009, 08:03:58 UTC
I can't imagine who you might possibly be talking about.

You know, if you're still unwilling to admit your preferences to yourself, you could always find a woman who would be willing to have sex with you with her clothes on. That way, you wouldn't have to look, and you could still work off some of that ugly sexual frustration. You might be slightly more bearable to those around you.

The problem is finding a woman who would sleep with you at all. Of course, you could always hire a professional...

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 14:27:33 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING IT'S SEXUAL FRUSTRATION1?! IT'S NOT, DAMNIT. I DON'T WANNA HEAR THIS WEIRD SHIT COMING FROM YOU!

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black_hat_cat May 10 2009, 15:04:38 UTC
Paulie, be reasonable. When was the last time you got laid? If the answer is anywhere between, say, "several months ago" and "never", that may be exactly why you're in a state of perpetual agitation.

Really, you ought to try it. It's both entertaining and good for you. Like frozen yogurt.

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ooc: XDDDD riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 15:16:29 UTC
WHAT THE

DON'T GO

GOD DAMNIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND SHOWING YOUR BREASTS OFF LIKE THAT, YOU FREAK!! PUT SOMETHING ON!!!!

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agent_wolf May 10 2009, 08:06:12 UTC
...Dude. Issues much?

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 14:33:34 UTC
The hell you talkin about? What issues?

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agent_wolf May 10 2009, 14:54:53 UTC
Okay, uh, I'm pretty much okay with queer dudes as long as they don't try to mack on me, but you're kinda taking it too far, you know? Maybe it's therapy time. Just sayin'.

I agree with you about Lucci making an ugly chick, though.

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riggingsnropes May 10 2009, 15:04:34 UTC
I'm not GAY! Just because I think a woman should dress like a lady doesn't mean I'm into men!!

Thank God someone around here has enough sense to agree with that.

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