I guess it's pretty funny - especially about SOME people.
But, uh- that's not why we've got a guy secretary this time. He seems like he's pretty good at what he does so far, and he doesn't dress shamelessly like all those women we've hired.
Skirts that show way too much of their legs, shirts that show way too much of their chest - sometimes they wear stuff that cuts off and shows their mid-section!
Right in the middle of a men's work yard, too! No shame at all!
I can't imagine who you might possibly be talking about.
You know, if you're still unwilling to admit your preferences to yourself, you could always find a woman who would be willing to have sex with you with her clothes on. That way, you wouldn't have to look, and you could still work off some of that ugly sexual frustration. You might be slightly more bearable to those around you.
The problem is finding a woman who would sleep with you at all. Of course, you could always hire a professional...
Paulie, be reasonable. When was the last time you got laid? If the answer is anywhere between, say, "several months ago" and "never", that may be exactly why you're in a state of perpetual agitation.
Really, you ought to try it. It's both entertaining and good for you. Like frozen yogurt.
Okay, uh, I'm pretty much okay with queer dudes as long as they don't try to mack on me, but you're kinda taking it too far, you know? Maybe it's therapy time. Just sayin'.
I agree with you about Lucci making an ugly chick, though.
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But, uh- that's not why we've got a guy secretary this time. He seems like he's pretty good at what he does so far, and he doesn't dress shamelessly like all those women we've hired.
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You have to wear lots of clothes to be a good secretary?
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No, but if you're a woman and you're gonna be around men you should at least TRY to cover yourself!!
Listen, speaking about nakama, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for a while.
What makes you think you can really trust Lucci and Kaku as part of your crew?
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What do you mean you're single again?
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Mean Rayliegh wanted to be just friends again.
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Oh.. uh.. sorry about that?
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Right in the middle of a men's work yard, too! No shame at all!
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You know, if you're still unwilling to admit your preferences to yourself, you could always find a woman who would be willing to have sex with you with her clothes on. That way, you wouldn't have to look, and you could still work off some of that ugly sexual frustration. You might be slightly more bearable to those around you.
The problem is finding a woman who would sleep with you at all. Of course, you could always hire a professional...
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WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING IT'S SEXUAL FRUSTRATION1?! IT'S NOT, DAMNIT. I DON'T WANNA HEAR THIS WEIRD SHIT COMING FROM YOU!
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Really, you ought to try it. It's both entertaining and good for you. Like frozen yogurt.
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DON'T GO
GOD DAMNIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND SHOWING YOUR BREASTS OFF LIKE THAT, YOU FREAK!! PUT SOMETHING ON!!!!
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I agree with you about Lucci making an ugly chick, though.
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Thank God someone around here has enough sense to agree with that.
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