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On Saturday I went to a Veterinary Seminar and learned lots about Equine Reproduction.
The words "invert clitoris" "penis" "thrust" "vulva" and "testicles" were used extensively, of course. In horses, large testicles are prized--I did not know this. Makes for some interesting conversations with vets.
But all that I can handle. We have a stallion at the farm, I help breed mares all the time. But then. There was a whole section on reproductive problems, situations this particular vet had encountered. Such as, a stallion with a paralyzed penis (from a breeding! accident! ow!) who needed, um, help. I believe her words were "We had to stuff the penis into the vulva." There were hand motions. TELL ME YOU COULD PICTURE THAT WITHOUT GIGGLING. TELL ME THAT. And then! They had to take warm towels at the base and squeeze to "initiate thrusting." So, basically, this was a very detailed horse handjob. My only solace was I was not the only one smirking. There were more stories, but I will spare the details.
In other news, I have a whole box full of work that I brought home from the office that I should be doing right now. Damn internet.
BUT, I have "Crazy Love" for my ringtone and it makes me giggle everytime my phone rings. I don't think Boy is real amused cause I'm all "Oh, listen! Dean is calling me to the phone." He just eyerolls me. He is also not amused that I keep DVRing Supernatural reruns instead of stuff he wants to watch. But CSI bores me to death anymore and they repeat all that UFC stuff he watches all the time anyway. Stupid cranky!Boy.
And finally, a present: I heard this song on a YouTube SamnDean video (uncredited, I hate that) so I Googled the lyrics and downloaded and I kind of love it. I'm always late on music stuff, so it's probably already all overplayed, but it's new to me. It's sorta haunting and I LOVE the drums throughout. Cartel - The Minstrels Prayer. Right click and save if you'd like.
The words "invert clitoris" "penis" "thrust" "vulva" and "testicles" were used extensively, of course. In horses, large testicles are prized--I did not know this. Makes for some interesting conversations with vets.
But all that I can handle. We have a stallion at the farm, I help breed mares all the time. But then. There was a whole section on reproductive problems, situations this particular vet had encountered. Such as, a stallion with a paralyzed penis (from a breeding! accident! ow!) who needed, um, help. I believe her words were "We had to stuff the penis into the vulva." There were hand motions. TELL ME YOU COULD PICTURE THAT WITHOUT GIGGLING. TELL ME THAT. And then! They had to take warm towels at the base and squeeze to "initiate thrusting." So, basically, this was a very detailed horse handjob. My only solace was I was not the only one smirking. There were more stories, but I will spare the details.
In other news, I have a whole box full of work that I brought home from the office that I should be doing right now. Damn internet.
BUT, I have "Crazy Love" for my ringtone and it makes me giggle everytime my phone rings. I don't think Boy is real amused cause I'm all "Oh, listen! Dean is calling me to the phone." He just eyerolls me. He is also not amused that I keep DVRing Supernatural reruns instead of stuff he wants to watch. But CSI bores me to death anymore and they repeat all that UFC stuff he watches all the time anyway. Stupid cranky!Boy.
And finally, a present: I heard this song on a YouTube SamnDean video (uncredited, I hate that) so I Googled the lyrics and downloaded and I kind of love it. I'm always late on music stuff, so it's probably already all overplayed, but it's new to me. It's sorta haunting and I LOVE the drums throughout. Cartel - The Minstrels Prayer. Right click and save if you'd like.