urgent!

[rightaboutnow]

if all this ketchup is fancy ketchup..... what is UN-fancy ketchup? i bet its all lumpy and nasty, like nastayyyyy

LIZ & DAVID! you're fancy.... EXTRA fancy in fact! you must be epxerts on all things fancy, so answer me this!

Comments

[stevosux]

unfancy ketchup is definately dollar store ketchup.

[extrafancy]

well, since you ask, extrafancy ketchup really doesn't mean anything. i hate breaking bad news, but i think fancy ketchup is what they make out of the unfancy tomatoes that are rotting, etc. they started calling it fancy so that they could get higher sales than they had with their former product title for it, "rotten and worm eaten tomatoes we boiled down into a paste and added sugar and vinegar to, here put some on your food". also, it was a way of giving ketchup some sway over mustard, which has had a strangle hold on the condiments market for years and years. its all just a big hierarchy of fanciness, a big sham, designed to make you tolerate all of the discardable things of this world. sitting at the top of the pyramid are david and i, with our sceptres, seeing over it all, and laughing. hope that clears up any confusion. peace out.

[rightaboutnow]

Well... fancy that!