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[righteous_betty]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Update: I'm cracking up while responding to each one!

Comments

[lottiekate]

Ahh yes, I remember your hen night when an alcohol fueled incident involving a stripper called Dave, a tub of jelly, strong rope and a chicken, landed us in jail for the night.

[righteous_betty]

LMAO!!!! I've suddenly gone all warm remembering that hilarious night!

[pinkpiper222]

OMG!!!!!
REMEMBER THE TIME WE SPENT ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN NYC???

That was the BEST DAY EVER.

[righteous_betty]

And I'm still wearing my Jimmy Choos to this day!!!

[elfling519]

I remeber the time we had a girls night out. When we were leaving one of the bars, that really annoying guy with the garlic breath followed us outside where he began to harrass us. The way you hip tossed him onto the police car that was in the parking lot and then told the officer to "book him on harrassment charges" was so awesome.

[righteous_betty]

In my head I was really saying "Book him Dano"!

[elfling519]

Me too!

[kristy1023]

I will NEVER forget the night we dressed up like rodeo clowns and went door to door asking for grey poupon. Man that was a fun night!!

[righteous_betty]

I even had my ham sammich in my pocket all ready for it!

[psychokitten76]

I'll never forget the time we tried to go clubbing and they wouldn't let us in because they thought we were underage and we didn't have our ID's on us to prove we were old enough. So we went down the street to the shoe shop and got foot high stilettos and tried again, but they still wouldn't let us in.

[righteous_betty]

And we walked off in a huff and flipped them the bird!