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Alright, I'm posting the results to this meme. The list of characters I made was:
1) Frank N. Furter
2) Remus Lupin
3) Dana Scully
4) Captain Jack Sparrow
5) Mark Cohen
6) Aragorn
7) Fox Mulder
8) Roger Davis
9) Ron Weasley
10) Zaphod Beeblebrox
11) Edward Bloom
12) Samwise Gamgee
13) Hermione Granger
14) Sirius Black
15) Lestat De Lioncourt
(typical, right?)
And now for your amazing questions.
thisbe:
1) Would 15 (Lestat DeLioncourt) date 1 (Frank N. Furter)? Oddly enough, I want to say yes, yes he would. He'd have to make him a vampire, and I'm not sure you can sire aliens, but perhaps. After a while, though, they'd probably get sick of the other being full of himself and go their seperate ways.
2) If 4 (Captain Jack Sparrow) took 7 (Fox Mulder) on a vaccation where do you think they would go? HAHAHAH. Well probably on some great pirate quest that isn't so much a vacation as a deadly conquest for something or other. And Mulder would experience undead pirates and such and he'd TOTALLY LOVE IT.
3) When is 3's (Dana Scully's) birthday? February 23rd. Now let's pretend I didn't know that off the top of my head.
4) What do you like most about 8? (Roger Davis) I love his character's transformation throughout Rent, and of course Adam Pascal as Roger = sex.
5) Would you date 5? (Mark Cohen) OH GOD YES. Yes. ♥ Mark. *death*
6) If 9 (Ron Weasley) wanted to marry someone on the list who would it be? He obviously secretly wants to marry Hermione (#13.) Wow, there is a serious lack of femme on my list. I don't know if Scully is really Ron's type... so I'll stick with Hermione.
7) 2(Remus Lupin), 6 (Aragorn), 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and 11 (Edward Bloom) are going to direct and star in a movie, what is it about? Holy insanity, Batman. Zaphod would immediately take charge and start writing a movie about him starring him, at which point Lupin would protest and decide that the movie should be something artistic and tasteful, maybe some movie about werewolves that would make people more sympathetic towards them. Edward Bloom would probably go along with it amusedly, no matter what. Then Aragorn would step in and make everyone feel foolish and the movie would basically be whatever Aragorn wanted. And really, who knows what kind of movie Aragorn would make?
8) 14 (Sirius Black) wants to start a band, who does h/she pick from your list? What music do they play? Who plays what? Siruis immediately decides that he is lead sex singer and also plays guitar. Remus gets to be in the band, obviously, because they love each other. But Sirius would probably make him play triangle or tambourine or something, and after arguing a bit Remus gets to be drummer. Siruis is fond of Lestat's crazy streak (he's probably very, very oblivious for a while and does not wonder why they practice only at night) and Lestat gets to play lead guitar. Because he has musical experience, he also sings background vochals. Scully on bass because he thinks she's pretty (and because I ran out of brilliant ideas.)
9) 12 (Samwise Gamgee) and 13 (Hermione Granger) have children together, what do they look like? Oh dear God. Short and hairy only the hair is thick and bushy and they have buck teeth and giant feet. This should never happen ever.
cenori
10) Let's say 1 (Frank N. Furter), 8 (Roger Davis), 12 (Samwise Gamgee), and 14 (Sirius Black) are stranded on a deserted island. Who is elected leader? Who's the first to be killed for food? Would any of them manage to make it off alive, or would they all go crazy and kill each other before the raft could be complete/rescue planes come/etc? Frank probably elects himself leader, and Sirius isn't happy about it, kind of Jack and Ralph style. Unfortunately, hobbits are small and Sam is Sam and he would probably die first. Roger spends his time on the island trying to write one great song before they're rescued, and mostly stays out of everyone's way. Sirius probably turns himself into a dog eventually and kills Frank. So it goes.
ulia
11) 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) goes on a crazy killing spree. What brought 10 to that breaking point and how does 10 kill (method/weapon)? Oh God. Zaphod Beeblebrox... is very angry... because not everything is his way all the time always. Zaphod, I'm sure, just shoots everyone with the Point-Of-View gun until they're so angry that they kill each other and/or themselves.
12) What is 5's (Mark Cohen) favorite Beatle/Beatle song? For some reason, I can't decide whether Mark likes Paul or Ringo. And I asked Scott who said John. So I can tell you that his favorite Beatle is probably not George, although he appreciates his music as well. His favorite song is "Here Comes The Sun", even though it's a George song. Becuase it seems appropriate and thinking about this question makes my brain hurt.
13) If 2 (Remus Lupin) and 6 (Aragorn) had money to spend at any random store, what store would it be? Probably a record store; I can see them enjoying the same kind of music. (Maybe they could smoke some pipe and/or gillyweed together. Tee hee.)
14) 8 (Roger Davis) orders pizza, what toppings does he get? Meat Lover's or something equally greasy. "I'll just get fat, it's the one vice left when you're dead meat..."
15) If 1 (Frank), 9 (Ron), and 12 (Sam) went trick or treating together, what would they dress up as? Frank would probably put on some crazy drag outfit and go as is. Poor, dear Ron, aside from being TERRIFIED of Frank, would dress up as a professional Quidditch player. Sam might not completely understand Trick Or Treating, and ask the other two for help, and Frank would probably... euch. I don't want to know what Frank would dress Sam up as.
toastedchese
16) If life were a musical and 3 (Scully haha yay) and 9 (Ron Weasley) were singing a duet, what would it be about? Obviously, being redheaded. And being friends with crazy people. And how nothing is normal ever.
17) What kind of umbrella does 5 (Mark Cohen) own, if any? A dorky one, simply. It may or may not be plaid.
18) 1 (Frank) and 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) fall in love and get married. How does this come about? What is their relationship like? I... wow. They each have an appreciation for the other man's self-love, pride, and selfishness, which leads them to decide that working together would benefit both of them. Their relationship is terrible and short-lived, probably ending with Frank murdering Zaphod.
19) If 7 (Fox Mulder) and 12 (Samwise Gamgee) were forced to construct an outfit from each other's wardrobes, what would they wear? How unhappy would they be? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Okay. Since their wardrobes are both kind of limited, Sam ends up swimming in a giant suit, feeling somewhat uncomfortable but with a tiny sense of distinguishment as well. Mulder, on the other hand, ends up in tiny Hobbit clothes, and it's rather awkward.
20) 2 (Remus Lupin), 6 (Aragorn), and 14 (Sirius Black) watch a movie together. What movie do they chose? What is the movie-choosing process like? Can they even come to a consensus? Sirius, after finally giving up trying to persuade the others to watch porn, half-heartedly agrees to whatever Lupin and Aragorn decide to watch. This may or may not be a Lord Of The Rings movie.
21) Extra credit: all fifteen characters get together and put on a production of Hamlet. Who gets cast for what?
Hamlet- Mark. He'd eat it up. "WHY AM IIII THE WITNESS, AND IF I AVENGE MY FATHER'S DEATH, WILL IT MEAN THAT IT'S THE END... AND I'M ALONE?"
Gertrude- Scully, because I only have two females.
Claudius- Lestat
Ophelia- Hermione Granger. She'd be PERFECT. Think about it. Walking around singing to herself, being batshit insane. Yes, yes.
Polonius- Captain Jack Sparrow
Horatio- Roger Davis
Laertes- Sirius Black
The Ghost- Aragorn. Although I just tried to imagine Mulder begging Hamlet to avenge his death and I LOL'd.
Fortinbras- Mulder
Gildenstern- Samwise Gamgee
Rozencrantz- Ron Weasley
OH I LOVE IT AND I WANT TO GO SEE IT IMMEDIATELY. Also, thank you SparkNotes.
1) Frank N. Furter
2) Remus Lupin
3) Dana Scully
4) Captain Jack Sparrow
5) Mark Cohen
6) Aragorn
7) Fox Mulder
8) Roger Davis
9) Ron Weasley
10) Zaphod Beeblebrox
11) Edward Bloom
12) Samwise Gamgee
13) Hermione Granger
14) Sirius Black
15) Lestat De Lioncourt
(typical, right?)
And now for your amazing questions.
thisbe:
1) Would 15 (Lestat DeLioncourt) date 1 (Frank N. Furter)? Oddly enough, I want to say yes, yes he would. He'd have to make him a vampire, and I'm not sure you can sire aliens, but perhaps. After a while, though, they'd probably get sick of the other being full of himself and go their seperate ways.
2) If 4 (Captain Jack Sparrow) took 7 (Fox Mulder) on a vaccation where do you think they would go? HAHAHAH. Well probably on some great pirate quest that isn't so much a vacation as a deadly conquest for something or other. And Mulder would experience undead pirates and such and he'd TOTALLY LOVE IT.
3) When is 3's (Dana Scully's) birthday? February 23rd. Now let's pretend I didn't know that off the top of my head.
4) What do you like most about 8? (Roger Davis) I love his character's transformation throughout Rent, and of course Adam Pascal as Roger = sex.
5) Would you date 5? (Mark Cohen) OH GOD YES. Yes. ♥ Mark. *death*
6) If 9 (Ron Weasley) wanted to marry someone on the list who would it be? He obviously secretly wants to marry Hermione (#13.) Wow, there is a serious lack of femme on my list. I don't know if Scully is really Ron's type... so I'll stick with Hermione.
7) 2(Remus Lupin), 6 (Aragorn), 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and 11 (Edward Bloom) are going to direct and star in a movie, what is it about? Holy insanity, Batman. Zaphod would immediately take charge and start writing a movie about him starring him, at which point Lupin would protest and decide that the movie should be something artistic and tasteful, maybe some movie about werewolves that would make people more sympathetic towards them. Edward Bloom would probably go along with it amusedly, no matter what. Then Aragorn would step in and make everyone feel foolish and the movie would basically be whatever Aragorn wanted. And really, who knows what kind of movie Aragorn would make?
8) 14 (Sirius Black) wants to start a band, who does h/she pick from your list? What music do they play? Who plays what? Siruis immediately decides that he is lead sex singer and also plays guitar. Remus gets to be in the band, obviously, because they love each other. But Sirius would probably make him play triangle or tambourine or something, and after arguing a bit Remus gets to be drummer. Siruis is fond of Lestat's crazy streak (he's probably very, very oblivious for a while and does not wonder why they practice only at night) and Lestat gets to play lead guitar. Because he has musical experience, he also sings background vochals. Scully on bass because he thinks she's pretty (and because I ran out of brilliant ideas.)
9) 12 (Samwise Gamgee) and 13 (Hermione Granger) have children together, what do they look like? Oh dear God. Short and hairy only the hair is thick and bushy and they have buck teeth and giant feet. This should never happen ever.
cenori
10) Let's say 1 (Frank N. Furter), 8 (Roger Davis), 12 (Samwise Gamgee), and 14 (Sirius Black) are stranded on a deserted island. Who is elected leader? Who's the first to be killed for food? Would any of them manage to make it off alive, or would they all go crazy and kill each other before the raft could be complete/rescue planes come/etc? Frank probably elects himself leader, and Sirius isn't happy about it, kind of Jack and Ralph style. Unfortunately, hobbits are small and Sam is Sam and he would probably die first. Roger spends his time on the island trying to write one great song before they're rescued, and mostly stays out of everyone's way. Sirius probably turns himself into a dog eventually and kills Frank. So it goes.
ulia
11) 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) goes on a crazy killing spree. What brought 10 to that breaking point and how does 10 kill (method/weapon)? Oh God. Zaphod Beeblebrox... is very angry... because not everything is his way all the time always. Zaphod, I'm sure, just shoots everyone with the Point-Of-View gun until they're so angry that they kill each other and/or themselves.
12) What is 5's (Mark Cohen) favorite Beatle/Beatle song? For some reason, I can't decide whether Mark likes Paul or Ringo. And I asked Scott who said John. So I can tell you that his favorite Beatle is probably not George, although he appreciates his music as well. His favorite song is "Here Comes The Sun", even though it's a George song. Becuase it seems appropriate and thinking about this question makes my brain hurt.
13) If 2 (Remus Lupin) and 6 (Aragorn) had money to spend at any random store, what store would it be? Probably a record store; I can see them enjoying the same kind of music. (Maybe they could smoke some pipe and/or gillyweed together. Tee hee.)
14) 8 (Roger Davis) orders pizza, what toppings does he get? Meat Lover's or something equally greasy. "I'll just get fat, it's the one vice left when you're dead meat..."
15) If 1 (Frank), 9 (Ron), and 12 (Sam) went trick or treating together, what would they dress up as? Frank would probably put on some crazy drag outfit and go as is. Poor, dear Ron, aside from being TERRIFIED of Frank, would dress up as a professional Quidditch player. Sam might not completely understand Trick Or Treating, and ask the other two for help, and Frank would probably... euch. I don't want to know what Frank would dress Sam up as.
toastedchese
16) If life were a musical and 3 (Scully haha yay) and 9 (Ron Weasley) were singing a duet, what would it be about? Obviously, being redheaded. And being friends with crazy people. And how nothing is normal ever.
17) What kind of umbrella does 5 (Mark Cohen) own, if any? A dorky one, simply. It may or may not be plaid.
18) 1 (Frank) and 10 (Zaphod Beeblebrox) fall in love and get married. How does this come about? What is their relationship like? I... wow. They each have an appreciation for the other man's self-love, pride, and selfishness, which leads them to decide that working together would benefit both of them. Their relationship is terrible and short-lived, probably ending with Frank murdering Zaphod.
19) If 7 (Fox Mulder) and 12 (Samwise Gamgee) were forced to construct an outfit from each other's wardrobes, what would they wear? How unhappy would they be? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Okay. Since their wardrobes are both kind of limited, Sam ends up swimming in a giant suit, feeling somewhat uncomfortable but with a tiny sense of distinguishment as well. Mulder, on the other hand, ends up in tiny Hobbit clothes, and it's rather awkward.
20) 2 (Remus Lupin), 6 (Aragorn), and 14 (Sirius Black) watch a movie together. What movie do they chose? What is the movie-choosing process like? Can they even come to a consensus? Sirius, after finally giving up trying to persuade the others to watch porn, half-heartedly agrees to whatever Lupin and Aragorn decide to watch. This may or may not be a Lord Of The Rings movie.
21) Extra credit: all fifteen characters get together and put on a production of Hamlet. Who gets cast for what?
Hamlet- Mark. He'd eat it up. "WHY AM IIII THE WITNESS, AND IF I AVENGE MY FATHER'S DEATH, WILL IT MEAN THAT IT'S THE END... AND I'M ALONE?"
Gertrude- Scully, because I only have two females.
Claudius- Lestat
Ophelia- Hermione Granger. She'd be PERFECT. Think about it. Walking around singing to herself, being batshit insane. Yes, yes.
Polonius- Captain Jack Sparrow
Horatio- Roger Davis
Laertes- Sirius Black
The Ghost- Aragorn. Although I just tried to imagine Mulder begging Hamlet to avenge his death and I LOL'd.
Fortinbras- Mulder
Gildenstern- Samwise Gamgee
Rozencrantz- Ron Weasley
OH I LOVE IT AND I WANT TO GO SEE IT IMMEDIATELY. Also, thank you SparkNotes.