"cailey..did i actually read the bible last night..'cause somethings telling me i talked to jesus"

[righteoushpants]

last night i got drunk and read the book of revelations.

after three glasses of wine and no food in my tummy, i began muttering "revelations is like masturbation in that.." and then replacing any mention of chariots and fire breathing dragons with "anus" or "rectum".

then to make matters worse, i picked up a health book and made it sound like

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[akira_nanimoyo]

Y'know, I've actually always wondered what Revelations would be like on controlled substances. And now I know.

[emmogood]

come to montreal next year lovey, so we can get drunk and have a love fest, biblical or non.

[righteoushpants]

you betcha, e-goods.