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what do you get when you take the B out of "Sub" and the F out of "Way"?

yesterday my boss goes to his grandson ( 5 year of age ) "hey jonathan, have you seen adam's tatoo?" and his mom goes "what's it say?" and i says "true til death" and jonathan says "SHOE TIL DEATH??? LOOK, A SNEAKER! ( points at his foot ( Read more... )

new screen name: adam meth lab

adam cocaine was taken.

lilheatha 4: hah i get it
lilheatha 4: like crystal methane laboratory

i just made a post under keara's username by accident, so go there if you want to read it. keara507. i cant edit it, because it's her journal. oh yeah oh yeah.

the best livejournal post since sean owen introduced us to "The Band":


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i just flexed my toes and i got the worst leg cramp i've had in years. i think i stood up too much today ( Read more... )

MY TOP 5 METALFEST MOMENTS ( DAY ONE ( Read more... )

im going to pull a courtney ( haaatt and start updating every single time i go online to do anything. it'll be cool.

brandonxshultz: im gonna sneak a knife on and take the plane over and crash it into the whitehouse