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clichecow = Jordan
xjgoodluck = Xinjia, my Chinese future roommate
homestawwunner42 = the coolest person you'll ever meet
My current AIM profile:
ClicheCow: i forget where i was, but i ate chinese food
ClicheCow: and i got a fortune cookie
ClicheCow: that wasnt a fortune
ClicheCow: or even a wise saying
homestawwunner42: What was it?
ClicheCow: "why do things fall towards the earth?"
ClicheCow: i just looked at it and was like "OMFG! CHINESE HAVNT FIGURED OUT GRAVITY"
Later:
ClicheCow: do you understand gravity?
xjgoodluck: ?!
homestawwunner42: Xinjia, do you understand gravity?
xjgoodluck: ?!?!?!
ClicheCow: ok, ill give youa multiple choice question
ClicheCow:
gravity:
a. causes static electricity
b. makes things fall
c. keeps water and oil from mixing
d. all of the above
xjgoodluck: what?
So there you have it, folks. The Chinese don't understand gravity. Not even the smart ones.