Tittle : XXX-kun to XXX-chan series : Uncle Aiba
Pair : Ohmiya with their child, Friendship
Rating : PG, CRACK, Beta by lovely
ellinaliz thank a lot sensei <3
Disclaimer : I own the idea of xxx-kun and xxx-chan (according to Dini) but I dont own arashi.
Lenght : drabble
Author Note : its all started with silly talk on my wa Ohmiya Troops group with
nino1711azuki,
zhanisa and
jigokushojo about Ohmiya's child. xxx-kun (the first child, boy, currently 5 y.o) and xxx-chan (the second child, girl, currently 2 y.o) there actually another child Akachan but since akachan cant speak yet so I dont write it yet, lol. And I dont know why but they seem to interested on xxx-kun and xxx-chan, and request me to make the silly story more. And when it finished,
nino1711azuki told me to beta-ed it, so with a help from a friends of ours, here it is my first beta-ed (three) fic ever.
The bell stopped Nino from cooking.
“I’m coming,”Nino said out loud. He walked pass the living room and saw xxx-kun watching some singing cartoons with abandoned papers and crayons surrounding him, while xxx-chan trying to dance around and distracting his older brother to play with her.
“xxx-chan, let you brother alone ne~. Look, why don’t you play with this?” Nino brought her a piece of white paper and a crayon.
“Pa… pa… pa…,“ the girl giggled to herself but seemed to be successfully distracted with her new toy.
“Yes, papa,” Nino smiled and patted his daughter’s head. “Coming!” Nino shouted once more when he heard the bell ringing again. Not that he wanted to be rude to his guest, but he knew it was just someone from his band mates. Ever since he had the babies, those guys seemed totally unable to leave Ohmiya pair and the babies alone. One of them, or two, or even all of the members might show up at once in surprise. Nino would not complain because he was glad that his children were so close to their uncles. Arashi was a family, and he wanted his children to know it. Moreover, having three dotting uncles came in handy sometimes; three rich uncle (If Nino could add it).
“DAAAAA~” was Aiba’s first greeting when Nino opened the door. Nino just smiled because he was already used to this.
“Come in, the children are on the living room,” Nino said.
As soon as they reached the living room, xxx-kun jumped to Aiba, literary. “Uncle Masaki!!” xxx-kun screamed.
Aiba hugged him with no delay.“How’s my big boy doing? Have you been good?” asked Aiba, ruffling xxx-kun hair. Nino wondered if Aiba realized that he’s not the daddy, but he always ended up leaving it alone, because like every other thing about Aiba, he was already used to this, too.
xxx-chan was surprised with the sudden scream of her brother, but soon she followed his brother by running to Aiba, too. “Ebba… ebba...,“ She raised her hands, stating that she, too, wanted a hug.
“A-I-BA,” said Aiba, spelling his name as slow as possible.
“Ebba… ebba...,“ xxx-chan repeated. Aiba laughed.
“That’s better than calling you baka,” Nino chuckled.
“No! Don't you dare!” Aiba threatened.
“Ebba-ka…,“ repeated xxx-chan, confused. “Ebba-ka,” she giggled.
“No, no, no! A-I-BA,” Aiba tried to correct her.
“Ebba…,“ said xxx-chan again.
Hearing that, Aiba sighed in relief.“And how my princess does?” He smiled.
xxx-kun was the one who answered fiercely.“Ne, Uncle Masaki, do you know she ruins my games...” xxx-kun started.
Nino just laughed at the scene and left them to the kitchen. He cooked in silent for a while, until he heard footsteps of his son.
“Daddy, can I have some red candies?” xxx-kun asked.
“Of course, Dear. Here you go!” Nino gave his son the candies. But not for long his son came again.
“Daddy, can I have some milk?”
Then Nino went to the refrigerator and poured a glass of milk for him.“Here. Don't spill it ne~” said Nino, smiling.
But his son came again in no time.“Daddy, can I have a jar of oil?” He asked.
“Oil?” Nino repeated. “What for?” But his son was just silent. Nino sighed. Aiba, Nino thought. “Nah, take this. But tell Uncle Masaki, if he dare to make something weird, he will pay for it.” His son nodded.
“Uncle Masaki, daddy said you have to pay it,”screamed xxx-kun all his way to the living room. Nino just laughed. And not so long after that, he heard xxx-chan giggling.
“Pish… pish.. Pa~ Pa~ pish…,“
Nino heard his daughter voice. Feeling something was not right, Nino left his cooking, went to the living room, and found Aiba with his children in front of Ohno’s fish tank with a glass of red water, a glass of milk, and a jar of oil. Aiba was trying to catch one of the fish.
“AIBA MASAKI!!!” said Nino in a loud-but-still-calm voice. The three of them turned at once and looked at Nino’s frowned face. Aiba gulped panickly.
“Da~dii~ Pish… pish…,” said xxx-chan to him.
“Yes, darling, it’s fish.” Nino walked closer and took xxx-chan from Aiba’s hand. “And what does Uncle Masaki want to do with our fish?” Nino said. Aiba gulped again.
“Uncle said we can do something for the fish,”answered xxx-kun happily.
Aiba was getting paler.“Etoo, xxx-kun asked whether the fish feel bored with plain water, and I thought we can have an experiment with them.” He said in a very small voice.
“So you’re trying to put sugar water, milk, and oil into it?” Nino raised his eyebrows, “Are you trying to kill our fish, Aiba??”
“Bu-bu-but...it just-”
“No buts!” Nino cut Aiba’s words.“Now children, say goodbye to Uncle Masaki!”
“Eh?? Nino, please, no! It’s been a long time since I played with them,” begged Aiba.
“Ebba… ebba… daa” xxx-chan said.
“Good girl,” Nino beamed and kissed her cheek. “Nii-chan, anata mo.”
“Bye bye, Uncle Masaki!” xxx-kun said lightly.
“No, xxx-chan! Nooo, xxx-kun. Nooo! Nino, I still want to play!” Aiba screamed while Nino pushed the older man to the door.
“Next time you want to play with my children, make sure you don't kill anything, and I mean ANYTHING!” Nino said sternly. He sighed when the door closed. He was sure that Aiba would come back in a few days and would still do some dangerous experiments again. Just another day with the kids and Aiba, Nino sighed.
-THE END-
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