[humour] Relationships

[riiya]

Wife: 'What are you doing?

'Husband: Nothing.
 Wife: 'Nothing..? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.

'Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'-------------------------------

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?

'Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?

'Wife: 'Yes or no.'_____________

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Comments

[kuina]

Hehehe...these were funny.