I have no choice but to post this now...

[rikae311]

Meme of Utter Falsity
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your journal and be surprised (

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[memoryleaveme]

Remember when we invented the Barrow-Downs? Yeah, it was after we wrote that trilogy, "Lard of the Wrongs" or something, we thought it would be a huge hit with the pre-teen screaming fans...imagine our disappointment when it became the home for those boring intelligent discourses...Bah. All that coding and for what? Not one spot of nudity looks forthcoming! D:

[rikae311]

Yep - even starting the "Drool Over Legolas" board didn't help -everyone ended up in a heated argument over his haircolor! People are hopeless.

[sarahlitarose]

It was not too long ago, we went wedding dress shopping together, because I said I knew this perfect little store which sold fantasy-style wedding gowns. Unfortunately it was all a disaster, since it turned out to be an adult novelty store with S&M 'fantasy' wedding leather -- collars for the groom instead of cummerbunds, a whip for the bride instead of a bouquet. It was a little embarrassing to be seen leaving the store by a bus full of schoolchildren, driven by my mother, but we had a good laugh about it when we went to the coffee shop afterwards, and you revealed that you had shoplifted the Massive Dildo of Doom by hiding it in your pants and pretending to be a particularly well-endowed hermaphrodite.

[rikae311]

Shh... I told Mac it was the "average dildo of doom"!

[russandol_0]

Do you remember when we, as very small kids, first met on the playground? We were in the sandbox baking sandcakes together. I was sad because yours, having chips of fir cones in it, was much tastier than mine. You felt sorry for me, gave me a kiss on the cheek and an extra piece of your cake. That was sweet. If only I hadn't been too shy and responded to the kiss, how different would our lives have been! But I just sat there and munched my cake...

[rikae311]

Awwww!
*smiles dreamily*

I hope the fir cones didn't give you a stomach ache, though...