Apparently when I was living with my last bf, this happened one night as I was already asleep while he was getting into bed. I rolled over, opened my eyes and looked at him (while still asleep, so I find this a bit strange), said "You look like a stuffed statue!", giggled and pushed his face, and then went back to sleep. I remember none of this.
And a distant ex once said in his sleep, "Eggs! Eggs on the keyboard! We should make cookies." That one still makes me giggle.
And a distant ex once said in his sleep, "Eggs! Eggs on the keyboard! We should make cookies." That one still makes me giggle.
See, at least with this one, you know you need to make some cookies. I hope you did. I refuse to go rent Gigli just because the gods have decreed it. If this is hubris, fine, bring on the 12 labors. Wrestling the Nemean lion is far preferable to seeing Paycheck again.
What I find odd about this is that I can usually remember what I've said (although at times it's been more like "OMG, I just said something totally fucked up, and I don't know what"). The particularly fucked up ones were when I was under deeper and there was someone else there to tell me what I said. On a couple of occasions, I've caught myself in the middle of something absurd and just started laughing too hard to stay in the half-asleep-Oracle mode. For example, once I started "thank you for the spatula...." and just lost it. It was supposed to be "thank you for the spatula for my chocolatey coating."
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And a distant ex once said in his sleep, "Eggs! Eggs on the keyboard! We should make cookies." That one still makes me giggle.
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See, at least with this one, you know you need to make some cookies. I hope you did. I refuse to go rent Gigli just because the gods have decreed it. If this is hubris, fine, bring on the 12 labors. Wrestling the Nemean lion is far preferable to seeing Paycheck again.
What I find odd about this is that I can usually remember what I've said (although at times it's been more like "OMG, I just said something totally fucked up, and I don't know what"). The particularly fucked up ones were when I was under deeper and there was someone else there to tell me what I said. On a couple of occasions, I've caught myself in the middle of something absurd and just started laughing too hard to stay in the half-asleep-Oracle mode. For example, once I started "thank you for the spatula...." and just lost it. It was supposed to be "thank you for the spatula for my chocolatey coating."
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