I just want to see a condom commercial where the condom blasts through a brick wall.

Landmine is home. My cat is home. I nearly cried dear God she is back and in my lap I never thought this would happen ( Read more... )

I will not get into the numbers but my appetite was ferocious. I will just say that there were a lot of hard boiled eggs in my refridgerator this morning and now there are very few(UPDATE: I just ate two more). That is just one of the many feats of my eats today. I think I am making up for barely eating anything yesterday when I pretty much ( Read more... )

-Sleater Kinney broke up and I am depressed about that. I might have to try to drive to TN this summer for my last chance to see them live. I am now going to listen to a shitload of S-K every day in mourning until I am completely desensatized to lesbians.

-Heat Street, the fake boy band I am a member of, recorded a new song last night and I am ( Read more... )

Poor Jesse had to hear me say this about 9 million times last night, so I will say it here so I don't have to keep saying it. I got a new car! A 2001 Monte Carlo. It is the brightest, most obnoxiously red car I have ever seen. I want to take my Michigan friends for a ride.

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I put my two weeks in at the pizza place today. I put my two weeks in at Tasty Addictions.

I guess I could tell the short story but it is very boring, so let's just say this: Please don't fuck with me, and if you do fuck with me don't try to run out of the building before I even come in to start my shift one week after the fact. You are a full ( Read more... )

That was a really, really good trip. I miss you already, internet.

I am leaving for a week to hang out by the Atlantic Ocean with some cool friends.

From the internet. I'm sure the naysayers will get over it.

Good bye friends! Good bye house! Good bye tree! I'll miss you!

I forgot to add Spiritual Warfare and the Tengen version of Shinobi to my list. They are rare! Buy them ( Read more... )