I'm Going to Burn In Hell

[riley04]

I finally did it, I'm going to burn in hell. You hear that crackle coming from your computer's speakers? That isn't static, that's God coming to smite me. All forms of moral standards have been crossed as I stabbed at what might be the only universal American taboo evil: For 200 dollars I impersonated a soldier and made a bunch of Vietnam veterans

Comments

[forddent]

Holy shit dude, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Here I thought you'd already been in the most awkward situation ever after your gig as Rocky in the gay bar, and then you get this.

[vincentavatar]

That was epic.

I'm not sure if you can actually go to hell for it, though. There's got to be an escape clause for "duped into this shit and kept in the dark about, I dunno, the alternate identity that someone gave you without asking."