Every Easter my mother's family has a get together with all one thousand relatives I have on that side. If nothing else can be said for my family, we definitely are a productive bunch. Each year there are new children that I haven't met. It gets awkward when I start playing with my niece and nephew and suddenly an absolute stranger demon child I've ( Read more... )

Man, the British kick our asses at comedy. We have Seinfeld, Freinds, and The King of Queens, and they have Extras. I've been watching the clips from Extras non-stop. It is one of the funniest shows in the world. The premise is a few people are trying to make it in the acting world so they keep being extras in movies and other productions. This ( Read more... )

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FkYDxW30vS4

That's all.

This is the part of the quarter where my geek side takes total hold over me. Typically I spend my time not so focused on studies, but on more fullfulling aims. Like learning how to get the grappling hook in the magma caves in Metroid Prime before the fire demon gets the princess. And watching grass grow. Some call me lazy, but it's hard work ( Read more... )

My nephew kills me. I was hanging out with him earlier and he wanted to play hide and seek but I wanted to drink with my brother in law. Reaching a compromise I told him that once the beer was gone I'd play with him. And that is how my nephew became the best drinking buddy ON EARTH ( Read more... )

For a class I was asked to write a story about something completely different from usual so I decide to make it about women. After thinking through everything I knew about the gender I began writing and after about an hour had managed to type "They have breasts which are soft, warm, and fun ( Read more... )

I was born to be a sissy. I was weak, scared of everything, and generally speaking, a total momma's boy. In my youth I was scared of heights, public restrooms, water, fights, other people, the dark, damn near everything. But there was one fear that ended up helping me beat them all: my inconquerable fear of my two older brothers ( Read more... )

Someone recently recomended "Serial Experiment Lain" to me. I watched the first episode, which is basically a huge acid trip. does anyone know if it's worth continuing?

Last night I found out about the best invention since they moved the leg-spreading groin exercise machine right in front of the mirrors in the weight room. Me and Biener could watch that thing FOR HOURS. I mean it's so awesome we practicly bring chairs and a cooler of beer. Because there's all these gorgous women? In tight volleyball shorts? And ( Read more... )

My room mate and I do most of our homework to a cd collection of famous piano peices. One night as Moonlight Sonata's lingering solemn notes filled the room I explained my fascination with the peice ( Read more... )