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[rilington]

me and katy are officially five years old.

we put a kitkat in front of a lego shark and then i called it a poo shark.

and we laughed a lot.

i want to make giant dinosaur stencils and make a wall mural of a dinosaur war.

or maybe rockets.

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[newbornstranger]

why limit yourself to dinosaurs OR rockets?

Maybe the dinosaurs had a war in space. Science can't prove it didn't happen.

[rilington]

trevor you are a goddamn genius.

first toboozleing, now this.

i am endlessly impressed by you.

[crashxscene]

and robots....can't forget those cause everyone loves robots these days

[rilington]

i am not a particularly big fan of robots, despite being one.

they sort of give me the creeps, so i stick to dinosaurs, space and cowboys when i am being ironically retro.

dude.

[anonymous]

this one time, after jonah and i ate vegan lemon chicken in davis, we were walking in the dark of the night. you know, when there's a mist that glows? well, the dweller of the cave is the one who knows. back to the promenade. so we walked to this tunnel. a tunnel for the frogs that are, under normal circumstances, rather dense and like to run into the street and get dead. and i followed the frogs into their tunnel only to find a crazyepic battle going on! the rats were wreaking havoc on the not-so-bright frogs in order to control the under-street tunnel. dude. flaming tar and battleaxes and bloody swords are fucking rad. and just when i thought it couldn't get any better, these bats sporting copper chainmail flew in and just pulverized everything with rhapsody blaring and air-borne molotovs. so i danced with my neon unicorn, who was wailing on its twelve-string guitar, and all was good and decent.

moral of the story: you should paint that shit on your wall because it'd be stupid dope.

xoxosarah

Re: dude.

[rilington]

fucking dweller of the cave. sarah you are a goddamn genius, and that is exactly what my wall mural is going to be about. not the crazyepic battle you have just described to me, but the dweller of the fucking cave. it's kind of funny that we never actually sang that song. but you know what we did sing? up up and motherfucking away. when the bats flew in, did you begin to sing that bat song? i don't remember how it goes, in my head it is all mixed up with 'everybody wants to be a cat' from the aristocats. everybody wants to be a bat...because a bat's the only bat who knoooooows where it's at. but it begins to fall apart when you get to the bit about the feline beat, since bats aren't cats. although that also reminds me of alice in wonderland; you know, the part where she is wondering 'do cats eat bats?' and occasionally 'do bats eat cats?' because since she doesn't know the answer to either question it doesn't really matter which way she asks it.

hot damn. my synapses are firing like fucking mad today.

Re: dude.

[anonymous]

up up and away? why must you rouse the memories of my performing arts downfall? my voice cracked on that high note and my heart shattered into a million pieces. and then those ladies in the front row laughed at me. fuckers. to make matters worse, i was wearing white denim too. eww. i guess it was pretty funny. and then we stole those heinous vests and danced the macarena into the wee hours of the morning.. we rock[ed] so hard.

and of course i sang the hinking bat dance during the battle. what kind of cosmic kid do you think i am?

you should accompany me to "the dilley christmas" this saturday. consider this a follow-up date but, we'll get to talk more shit this time and play with fancy toys. there's totally snacks too.

xoxosarah

Re: dude.

[rilington]

oh shit, and that was the same night we watched interview with a vampire around twelve times and then screamed and ran when sean snuck up on us and yelled 'I AM LESTAT!' your dad was one wild party thrower, back in the cosmic kids days when dancing the macarena around the house at two in the morning was the norm for us.

speaking of which, i found some pictures from back in the DAY. that one show where we were dressed 'fifties' and meghan saffold's mom was a crazy ho. oh wait, that was every show. damn she was a nutty bitch.

i love the bat dance so much. i can now hear it unmodified in my had, and i am remembering just how good it is. too bad it was ruined by all those old folks we had to sung it to. remember that one guy who would only clap during the song? and the candy-stealing diabetic?

dude i am so down for a very dilley christmas. is it going to be at that crazy house in the woods with the chillens and the play room where you me and baby brother tried to kill one another? because that was good fucking times.