Nothing here..documenting snarky filk stolen from friend
Choad Monkey
Sung to tune of "Code monkey" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA&feature=related
Choad Monkey get up get white belt
Choad Monkey screw his dog
Choad Monkey have sucking meeting with sucky squire Mogg
Mogg say Choad Monkey very diligent
but his shot placement stink
head shots not functional or elegant
what do Choad Monkey think
Choad Monkey think maybe Squire want to try and find another Goddamm Knight to blow.
Choad Monkey say it out real loud
Choad Monkey just crazy and proud
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey cut to front at Feast line
tell you tunic look nice
Choad Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you ruffies bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the real men
you've got no time for that.
Choad Monkey have long walk back to table
he sit down pretend to eat
Choad Monkey thinking you must not be straight
Choad Monkey not feeling so great
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey have every reason
to stay in Amtgard all his like.
Choad Monkey just keep pretending
It will help him find a wife.
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This game fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Choad Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Choad Monkey just Preening and how
Choad Monkey say someday, somehow
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug.... Alot
Sung to tune of "Code monkey" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA&feature=related
Choad Monkey get up get white belt
Choad Monkey screw his dog
Choad Monkey have sucking meeting with sucky squire Mogg
Mogg say Choad Monkey very diligent
but his shot placement stink
head shots not functional or elegant
what do Choad Monkey think
Choad Monkey think maybe Squire want to try and find another Goddamm Knight to blow.
Choad Monkey say it out real loud
Choad Monkey just crazy and proud
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey cut to front at Feast line
tell you tunic look nice
Choad Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you ruffies bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the real men
you've got no time for that.
Choad Monkey have long walk back to table
he sit down pretend to eat
Choad Monkey thinking you must not be straight
Choad Monkey not feeling so great
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey have every reason
to stay in Amtgard all his like.
Choad Monkey just keep pretending
It will help him find a wife.
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This game fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Choad Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Choad Monkey just Preening and how
Choad Monkey say someday, somehow
Choad Monkey like Fritos
Choad Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Choad Monkey very angry man
you dont blow him enough
Choad Monkey like Smaug
Choad Monkey like Smaug.... Alot