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[rimshot]

Ask me a question and I will answer it and ask you one! Then we go in turns, you know the drill.

(It can be about either of my characters, old characters, their canons, other canons, relationships, first impressions, a hypothetical scenario, an old meme, app question, general inquiry or a knock knock joke.)

I play Quinn Fabray (cheerleading) and The Master

Comments

[comesinfourth]

What's the worst joke the Master has ever heard?

[rimshot]

This is the guy who made a "Master Race" pun, I am not sure he believes in bad jokes. Maybe "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "The Doctor".

Tell me about Steph and her relationship with men; her father, the Batman, her murderer - is that still canon? Did that get retconned? I never read her new stuff.

[gayforjustice]

What do you feel is Quinn's most awesome moment in canon?

[rimshot]

In the first thirteen I'd have to say when she tells Sue where to stick it and even though she doesn't get her Cheerios spot back she does something nice for the Glee club: "Thankyou. [...] For teaching me a valuable life lesson. When you really believe in yourself you don't have to bring other people down."

But that has all been totally trumped by the new episode where she [uh i will spoiler-white this just in case: tells Mercedes that she's beautiful the way she is so she'll start eating again. ]

Basically I love bitchy head Cheerleader Quinn but I am super fond of this new self-aware feminist incarnation.

Can I get a first impressions for Quinn and Rictor~?

[therictorscale]

The spoiler sounds like a most awesome moment. I love Quinn!

First impressions - he likes Quinn, thinks she seems like a nice girl and would not hesitate to chat with her some more or show her around.

Reverse?

[cheerleading]

Quinn is pleased to meet someone normal in Camp and while she has a little bit of "gosh older guy gosh" silliness she mostly just wants to hang out some more.

YOU. Marvel or DC? And why?

[alexander]

TELL ME WHY THE MASTER IS AWESOME

I swear I am still working on the ramble from the other meme

[notmakingout]

Your characters bodyswap! What happens?

[rimshot]

Quinn is overwhelmed by all the shit going on inside the Master's body; the unendurable agony of like, dying, the weirdness of being an alien and having two heartbeats and incredibly honed senses and being able to perceive the fourth dimension and stuff! She has a breakdown, it's ugly.

The Master starts out delighted at this new, healthy, innocent-looking body and goes off to troll everyone he possibly can with it and ruining all of Quinn's friendships before realizing that he's stuck as a human and he'd rather have the damaged-but-Time Lord model back, thanks. He works out a way to switch them and goes back to his life!

...Basically the Master is a terrible person to bodyswap with.

YAY I GET TO ASK YOU STUFF! Uhhhhhhh your four are in a bar. It is big enough to house a dragon and there are no ID checks. What are their drink orders?

[notmakingout]

Uhhh Raven gets beer of some kind. It's what he's used to drinking and he's not picky. Medusa gets... champagne...? The blood of the innocent? I have no idea. Soul probably drinks wine, the expensive kind. Perscitia has never had anything to drink but water and is confused by the concept of a bar, but after a few minutes talking to Raven she gets beer too just to see. She's not terribly fond of it.

Your two walk into the bar and see all this, including the dragon part. What do they do? (This can INCLUDE their drink orders.)

[cheerleading]

After the initial "Is that a dragon? Are you a dragon? You're totally a dragon! Can you fly? What do you eat? You don't eat people, do you?" pestering, Quinn gets Raven to buy her a drink, but it's a Shirley Temple because she's pregnant.

The Master concocts some devious plan that involves getting everyone drunk and using them for his own ends, so he buys everyone drinks and maybe tries to spike Percitia's beer or water or whatever and it would probably turn into he and Medusa trying to melodramatically out-manoeuvre each other as they both fake-drunk, idk.

Okay so your line-up get to join GLEE club, and they each get to sing a song (or have it playing over a montage of them doing stuff). What are they singing? (Obvs they don't have to know the song ICly, because. Uh. Different worlds!)

[paralinguistic]

How would Quinn make over the Master :B

also ask me for that relationship meme. I forgot about doing it over on mine so ask meeeee again. AND I WILL. THIS TIME.

[rimshot]

First she would be like GO AND SPEND HOURS AND HOURS CLEANING YOURSELF YOU HOBO. He would definitely need a manicure and a facial. Then uhhh. His hair would be going back to brown, because radioactive blond just isn't a good look. She would probably try and convince him to wear a suit again, maybe glasses because they make him look smart, and he would have to do something about the freaky skeleton thing because it's completely unappealing.

-Basically she'd turn him back into Harold Saxon, and I would have like a billion more icons. \o/

THE DOCTOR ON THE MASTER~ GO~

[cheerleading]

 

[paralinguistic]

I KNOW I KNOW

IT'S

HARD

will you accept fanfic instead