You Know...I Never Hear About This Problem With Jock Straps...
It has to be said. And if it must be said, then I must be the one to do it. I absolutely love to run. Also, being female, I tend to wear a bra whilst doing so. (Oh yeah, I'm a rebel). There are various annoyances in doing this. For instance, if you work out very hard, your shirt gets soaked...except for where your bra is, because it absorbed the sweat first. Were I less self-involved, I'd wonder at the other patrons reactions.
OLD MAN #1 ON THE BENCH
Looks like rain.
OLD MAN #2 ON THE BENCH
*whittling*
Ayup.
OLD MAN #1 ON THE BENCH
Oh, there goes Lynnsey. Looks like she's wearing good ol' number four.
OLD MAN #2 ON THE BENCH
Appears so.
OLD MAN #1 ON THE BENCH
She's been favouring that one lately.
OLD MAN #2 ON THE BENCH
Mm-hn.
OLD MAN #1 ON THE BENCH
Wonder why.
OLD MAN #2 ON THE BENCH
*Blows on what is shaping out to be a surprisingly accurate depiction of Skeet Ulrich.*
Prolly cause of the breathable cotton coupled with the firm support that don't require an underwire.
OLD MAN #1 ON THE BENCH
Ayup. That's what I figued too.
*Looks*
Another Skeet Ulrich?
OLD MAN #2 ON THE BENCH
*sighs*
I'll stop carving his face when he stops haunting my dreams.
Uh. Huh.
Okay, that digression was not part of my point, but go with it.
At any rate, my point is that despite the drawbacks, wearing a bra whilst running is still better than the alternative. But, I'd still like to pass along a little lesson that I've just learned the hard way.
Lace Bras + Running = BoobBurn.
I'd liken it to a cheesegrater...but I've already used up my wincing quota today. Instead I'll just return my thoughts to Skeet. Hn, I HAVE been meaning to watch Jericho...
Seeya, Space Cowboys!