Have You Seen My Hump Day?

Oct 11, 2006 22:39

I could have sworn I left a Wednesday here somewhere...I just took a quick nap, and now it's missing ( Read more... )

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minima_de_malis October 12 2006, 06:15:16 UTC
I suspect Seven. He already offed Nine years ago and has been laying low all this time waiting for the right time to strike again. Seems he's upped his quarry now too; no more little league for him.

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rin_gray October 13 2006, 01:41:24 UTC
I only know one other number joke...

Q: Two cats were hanging out by a river. One was named Murray, and the other was named Trois. They decided to have a swimming race across the river. Which one won?

A: Murray. Because the Trois cat sank.

Btw, no French person has ever laughed at that joke ;D

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lady_of_mists October 12 2006, 13:31:14 UTC
Monday is also suspect in my opinion. He's a real sadist.

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rin_gray October 13 2006, 01:57:51 UTC
True, Monday is a sadist. But he's always been upfront and honest about his bastardatry. He's not around to make friends, he's here to get things done. And he'd destroy a million parties if it meant that one more train would arrive on time.

Tuesday is the unfortunate soul who has to clean up after Monday, smoothing ruffled feathers and making apologies. He hates what his life has been reduced to, but is trapped in an achingly suburban apathy from which he cannot escape. He cries every night while eating his T.V. dinners, and blames the Hallmark commercials. He will never be cool.

Wednesday is was the slow one. It shuffled to work, stood there silently with its arms crossed, and then crept home. It knew the other days were cleverer than it was, but at the end of the day their cleverness could not stop the sun from setting anymore than Wednesday broad shoulders could. Time was to be endured, and the best way to do that was to keep your head down and show up when you were supposed to ( ... )

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