my life is not real part 2

[rina112]

conversation I just had with my mom after she poked my boob
mom - "your bras are always so spongey"
me- "mom, this bra doesnt even have padding"
mom- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH" followed by a terrible face

hahaha

also, my hairdryer just caught on fire in my hands and my whole house smells like an atomic bomb let loose.

i need hot chocolate right now

Comments

[rossified]

wait what? caught on fire? does that happen? once my mom told me that padded bras were good to hide "beamers".

<3

p.s. i have hot chocolate.

[rina112]

hahah apparently it does happen? i always thought electrical fires were fake.. apparently not. haha

yo i love mAhhh BEaMazzzzzz
jaykay

i love you though.

[freewithcoupon]

My mom's boss told some lady at work that she was "poking" and everyone was like WHAT? And he didn't want to say her nipples were distracting but he turned red and was like JUST GET A THICKER BRA and all the women just laughed like hyenas as he walked away. The end.

[rina112]

hahahah
that is my favorite story EVER

[wharvesoflondon]

I have sexxx

[rina112]

omg with WHO
tell me NOW.