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Stolen from sarff_nodwydd
Name three characters that I must choose among: one to have an affair with (I’m cleaning up the language from her post, yes), one to marry, and one to throw off of a cliff.
(If the character is somewhat obscure, or you aren't sure I know where it’s from, just list the source with the character, please).
Name three characters that I must choose among: one to have an affair with (I’m cleaning up the language from her post, yes), one to marry, and one to throw off of a cliff.
(If the character is somewhat obscure, or you aren't sure I know where it’s from, just list the source with the character, please).
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Marriage: Cap'n "Tight-Pants" Reynolds :)
Throw off of a cliff: (to get out of this _Firefly_ mode) Dawn (As in Buffy's moronic sister)
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Small thing, here, though: you're supposed to just name three characters and make *me* decide what I'd do with them. :P
Example: I gave the person I stole this from: Benedick, Crawley (from the book Good Omens) and Lister from Red Dwarf. And she had to figure out which to do what with.
I give you:
Giles (from Buffy)
Simon Tam (Firefly)
Whatever Adam Brody's character's name is on the O.C.
Now, you have to decide. :)
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Lessee...You're a tough one, lady...
Seth Cohen (Adam Brody): F*ck 'im (he would be entertaining, but whiney and clingy afterwards, thus a perpetual ego-boost)
Simon: Marry 'im. He's got the education for a good conversation, the bling, the medical skillz, and that whole caring for his sister thing...sweet. Also, remember him in Objects in Space when he is without a shirt?? YUUUUMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Giles: Follows Dawn off of that cliff. I would love to hear him cry out and beg in his "Dick Van Dyke School of British Accents" accent for mercy.
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Me, personally, I'd have to pitch Seth Cohen over the cliff. And the rest of the characters from the show, I think. But then, it isn't my Guilty Pleasure.
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David Copperfield
Severus Snape.
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Snape's interesting, so we'll sack-hop with him. Handy to be banging a potions prof, I would expect.
Total soft spot for Mac, so ring those wedding bells.
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And, honestly, who would it be other than Mac? Let’s run down the list, shall we?
Archie - Well, ok, I’ve always pictured him in my head as the most handsome…not gorgeous, just handsome. He’d probably be a second choice, ‘cause he’s just a little stodgy.
Charlie - Cannot abide a man with no self-control, willpower, or temperence. And spoiled rotten to boot. No, thank you. Don’t care how dashing he was.
Steve - A dandy. Right. ‘Cause we all know how much patience I have with the Fop Squads in the Society. Ummm…no.
Mac - Intelligent. Eccentric. Hermit tendencies. General disdain for social conventions. Sooooo my kind of man.
Will & Geordie - Get absolutely no personality in the books whatsoever. Perfect soldiers, they have no thoughts of their own. Pass.
Jamie - Umm…not into the kid thing, thanks.
Although, truly told, the most attractive man in the books is Uncle Alec. But that’s why Mac is a good choice.
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Farmer Ted (_16 Candles_ King of the Dipwads)
Cameron (_Feris Bueler's Day Off_ chronicly depressed hockey-jersey wearing tall-boy)
Duckie (_Pretty in Pink_ hopeless romantic prone to academic suicide)
And this not quite JH one...The many faces of John Cusak
John Cusak in _Better Off Dead_
John Cusak in _Say Anything_
John Cusak in _The Sure Thing_
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Ok, Cameron is getting married, because he's at least got that depressing sense of responsibilty, and we'll get him meds.
Duckie is in the sack.
Farmer Ted is going over a cliff.
On the second,
Lloyd (SAy Anything) is getting married, 'cause dang, he's got that sense of loyalty, and a major romantic streak.
Better Off Dead John is going to bed.
The other I'm not familiar with, so cliff 'im.
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