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Kentucky-"No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by atleast two officers or unless she be armed with a club"
Michigan-no woman is allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
Maryland-condom selling vending machines are illegal unless the vending machine is "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises"
Kentucky and Idaho-condom sales are limited to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but a liscense to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
Norfolk VA-woman can't go out without wearing a corset
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho-police aren't allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any officer who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Florida-if your single, divorced or widowed woman, you cannot parachute on sunday afternoons.
Detroit- sex in automobile's is illegal unless the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Liverpool England-topless saleswomen are legal-only in tropical fish stores.
Fairbanks, Alaska-moose cannot have sex on city streets
Indonesia-pleasuring oneself is worthy of decapitation
Ventura County CA-cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
Allexandria MN-no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. if his wife requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
AZ and Washington DC-a man can serve 1-10 years for causing his wife to be a prostitute.
Newcastle, Wyo-couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk in meat freezer.
Washington DC-the only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position, any other potistion is illegal.
Birmingham, England-it is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down"
Illonois-bachelors should be called "master" not "mister" when addressed by their female counterparts
Hong Kong-a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband but only with her bare hands. she may kill her husbands lover in any manner.
Liberty Comer NJ- if a horn is accidentally sounded during sex in a parked car, the couple can face jail time
Hastings Neb.-no couple, even married, may sleep together nude
washington-laws against having sex with virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night)
clevland-women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because a man might see a reflection of something
kingsville texas-laws against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property
georgia-it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
Michigan-no woman is allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
Maryland-condom selling vending machines are illegal unless the vending machine is "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises"
Kentucky and Idaho-condom sales are limited to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but a liscense to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
Norfolk VA-woman can't go out without wearing a corset
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho-police aren't allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any officer who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Florida-if your single, divorced or widowed woman, you cannot parachute on sunday afternoons.
Detroit- sex in automobile's is illegal unless the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Liverpool England-topless saleswomen are legal-only in tropical fish stores.
Fairbanks, Alaska-moose cannot have sex on city streets
Indonesia-pleasuring oneself is worthy of decapitation
Ventura County CA-cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
Allexandria MN-no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. if his wife requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
AZ and Washington DC-a man can serve 1-10 years for causing his wife to be a prostitute.
Newcastle, Wyo-couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk in meat freezer.
Washington DC-the only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position, any other potistion is illegal.
Birmingham, England-it is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down"
Illonois-bachelors should be called "master" not "mister" when addressed by their female counterparts
Hong Kong-a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband but only with her bare hands. she may kill her husbands lover in any manner.
Liberty Comer NJ- if a horn is accidentally sounded during sex in a parked car, the couple can face jail time
Hastings Neb.-no couple, even married, may sleep together nude
washington-laws against having sex with virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night)
clevland-women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because a man might see a reflection of something
kingsville texas-laws against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property
georgia-it is illegal to have sex with the lights on