I think I have made a horrible mistake. And maybe the feature page will suffer from it.
I'm freaking out... seriously.
I don't want to read Shakespeare, but I have to.
But! I'm gonna see Marc Broussard on Friday! And life will be amazing.

I'm not sure why everyone hates me ( Read more... )

Much to my dismay. I really need to proof some stuff. So I'm gonna cuz I like it.

None of you bitches can make me go to spanish in less than 6 hours. I'm leaving the tech talk office now.

So I just got finished laying out 1 and a half of a page for The Tech Talk. Easy peasy, right? So, why did it take me, oh, 6 hours to do it? #1) I just kept putting everything in perfect squares because I like it that way. However, it isn't very interesting so I had to change it. #2) I had a slight problem finding pictures and we are short on ( Read more... )

I think I'll probably die ( Read more... )

Happy 22nd Birthday, Mae!
Now if you were ever at your house I could give you your present. In two days it will be mine.
Smooooooooooooooooooooooch to you Deanna!

So I came in from work today and checked in the fridge for something to eat. I reached in the fridge and pulled out a box of tampons. Thinking it was some cruel, sick joke I went into mom's room and asked "Is this some kind of cruel joke?". Mom and Randy started laughing. It was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently Kotex doesn't make Slim Fast ( Read more... )

I've had this achy, sneezy, coughing thing happening for almost a week now and I've come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, dying. I won't be surprised if I cough up all of my internal organs this evening whilst I attempt to sleep. I'm on the verge of breaking #1 of my own rules. It doesn't help that I've worked nearly every day of my summer ( Read more... )

Here's a tip for those of you who wish to have children: Teach your children some manners or else you'll be helping them pick shards of fresh linen candle out of their faces ( Read more... )