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[ringaroundrose]

Eggman! I know you're behind this... It's low, even for you! I mean, really, stealing my clothes?! I had to grab someone elses in this house! And they're all so... so tacky! My clothes, my hammer, and my Sonic... taking them all away from me... I'll never forgive you! I'm going to find you, and make you pay

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[dr_horrible_pun]

Uh, I'm not exactly sure how to say this, but, um. Those aren't robots.

[ringaroundrose]

[Nope, ignoring that because she thinks it's Eggman.]

THERE YOU ARE! Now you listen to me and you listen to me good! You either send me back with all of my things RIGHT NOW or Sonic will make you bluer than he is!

[dr_horrible_pun]

[What the hell, bitches be crazy.]

What? Listen, lady. First? I'm not whoever you think I am. Second? I don't know how a fast-food chain is going to make me change color.

I mean they have blue slushes and all but I don't think that's what you... you know what? Never mind.

You're not the only one stuck here.

[ringaroundrose]

Don't give me one of your stupid evil monologues, you -

[And... now she actually listens.]

... Wait. Now that you mention it, you don't sound like him... You're a lot younger. And you sound way less fat.

Whoops! Sorry about that. You can't blame a girl for being startled, right?

[mini_meatbun]

What's a robot?

[ringaroundrose]

Uh, duh, it's a big metal contraption! Walking and talking and destroying things?

[mini_meatbun]

Like a car? ['Cause his not!Dad? Really sucks at driving!]

[ringaroundrose]

... And what century are you from? Geez... But apparently these guys aren't robots, from what some bad guy loon told me, so, nevermind.

[skyruns]

I... don't think they're robots. Eggman land?

[ringaroundrose]

Yeah, some guy told me they're "drones". What is that?

[skyruns]

Well, they're similar to robots at least. They're more like... people who were internally brainwashed and made to act as if they've lived here their entire life and apparently won't seem to listen to reason.

[ringaroundrose]

Eek! That's terrible!

[rainbwinthedark]

...Brilliant.

[ringaroundrose]

[Sup, in your house. Lookin' you over.]

... Are you a drone or a normal person?

[rainbwinthedark]

*towering over her like he usually does to anyone shorter than him*

... I'm not a drone, but I'm certainly not human.

[ringaroundrose]

[... Leeeans backwards.]

I guess it's better than being a drone. Why am I in your house?

[monoclesavvy]

Stealing a lady's clothes is a foul act, indeed.

[Oh, if only he knew he's talking to a hedgehog...]

[ringaroundrose]

I know, right?! Whoever did this is a pervert!

[monoclesavvy]

Oh, quite.

...Does this town only take clothes away from female newcomers?

[ringaroundrose]

No idea, I just got here! This whole place is creepy.